Message from @Hektor
Discord ID: 501605346859548674
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The daily brap more like daily gay
damn bro you sound maaad
daily braap? more like never fap
Big if true
can we bring a dim goon back into the server just to ban him again after he posts
Hektor more faggot
Day 74 of no fap
As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.
Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.
I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.
As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.
You’re welcome gentlemen
Barry White more like faggot
chadding your own post like a fag
Awakened Saxon more like asleep Saxon
Awakened Saxon more like Sleepy Saxon
cancelled saxon
mmmm
pizza
pizza? that ain't it
DON'T YOU DARE COUNTERSIGNAL PIZZA
Who's reacting to the pizza with Virgin?
Bada boom
*Cringe
fags
Lurker
Pizza is from Italy, Rome is in Italy, the Vatican is in Rome so if you counter signal pizza you are counter signalling God
But God is a Serb
God was definitely Polish
anyone have good crusader artwork gota dunk on the pagans
Y delete?
ay name your next daughter greg
use actual crusade art from the period
Do we do post show takes or is that a boomer thing now?
where you the person nick complained about in the show?
Which person