Message from @Human Sheeple
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No you are wrong the dragon born kills him
No but it's Doctor Hulik now it's set 5 years after the "snap" and Hulk and Banner become one
So Doctor Hulk tries to steal the time stone off the Ancient One
it sounds insane but at the same time sheeple is amking some sense
all i know is i wanna watch it
So Doctor Hulk in his astral form talks to the Ancient one and explains about the snap and Strange willfully handing over the time stone and the Ancient one realises she's made a mistake so instead gives the time stone to Doctor Hulk
2 time stone?
3
but.. what
The third is the quantum generator that Ant Man uses to go back in time
how many gauntlets.. how man ystone
Jesus mate
Why are you believing this
Iron man builds another gauntlet and there's Thanos Gauntlet but no stones and there's the other gauntlet on Nidevelir
inb4 he's right
Groot's back
stick man
I mean the film starts off with Nebula and Iron man playing flick-catch games it's really silly
And Hawkeye seeign his family turn to dust and he goes mental and goes on a killing spree in Japan out of all places
does ultron return
So hawkeye and black widow go to Vormir and bump into Red Skull before Thanos throws Gamorra off the cliff and they both fight to see who can commit suicide first because they secretly love each other and they're halfway down the cliff after hawkeye fires a rocket arrow to blow up Black widow's leg so he can jump off first but Natasha tasers him
@Bibleman No Ultron's not in it
So yeah they're both halfway down the cliff and Natasha cuts the rops so she dies and Hawkeye wakes up in the pool of tears with the soul stone, he teleports back to the future using Ant man's suit and Doctor Hulk throws a table into the lake
But they don't realise Nebula's been replaced by the old-Nebula and there are two synaptic links that go back to Thanos before he's got any of the stones
So she takes New-Nebula's place and goes back to the future and hacks the Avengers lab
who is Doctor Hulk wtf
Five years after the snap, Hulk and Banner have resolved their split personality differences and merged into a single perosnality with the smarts of banner and the strength of hulk
With Doctor Pimm turned to ash, Doctor Hulk fixes Ant Man's Quantum Drive and uses it to send Hawkeye and Black Widow back in time to play a game of who can commit suicide first
That way the Avengers get the soul stone before Thanos does
To get the power stone they just go back in time to the start of Guardians 1 and War machine literally hits Peter Quill over the head and just takes the gem.
The mind stone, Captain America takes it off the Hydra agents by whispering in their ears "hail hydra" in 2012 so they just give it to him, but then the 2012 Captain America thinks the future Captain America is Loki so they fight.
Rocket Racoon has to go back to Asgard and uses some device to take it out of Natalie Portman then runs away from lots of Asgardian soldiers and Thor gets Mjolnir back before they both go back to the future.
What did I just read
I mean Iron man's funeral right at the end is really sad but you get to see like every Marvel Character there.
Oh Thor has put on weight in this one, he's been drinking himself to death since he cut off Thanos head and living it out in New Asgard in Norway.
He's fat Thor
They put "proof tony stark has a heart" on the wreath they throw in the lake, a reference to the first Iron man film.
Dude what the fuck
Yeah I know, it's like the wierdest film ever
Tell me you're joking
Why the fuck would you spoil a movie this huge?