Facts

My official title the plant gives me to make me sound important to corporate is Hydro chemical engineer

um im pretty sure tanted water doesnt give you superpowers... unless you think dying is a superpower

wait

No, it'll just give you UV poisoning in my case

Haven’t you ever watched a cartoon?

ive just been whoosed

Theoretically

yeah drink some fluoroantimonic acid it'll give you some epic powers

like not having a body

my cat has crazy eyes rn

pray 4 me

I don’t know what that is

But I want it now

Did you give them catnip

fluoroantimonic acid is a super acid its the most acidic acid we have

nooo

lol

he just gets like this when he's super excited

Haha

but bites a lot

oh hey its sheeple

Drinking Cat-90 will give you a 30 ft cone acid breath once a day

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_Model

and there's the first bite lol

hey guys ive got some epic advice

if you hurt your leg just break it off so it doesnt hurt anymore

wow advanced knowledge

I’m starting to feel like Publix isn’t the most important job after hearing what you guys do

and if your drowning just drink the water

LOL

10000 IQ

Who's bed have your boots been under????

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Do these tricks actually work?

no lol

maybe the drowning one if your in very shallow water

very very shallow water

Hopefully your cats don't kill you tame

It worked in spongebob