@//Sankuey// never bring a sword to a gun fight unless you're Jackie Chan

Ah, like that

I said that in my twitter dm and shes pissrd

i am

Ring-a-ding-ding-baby

@vivid dreams 4 more years and i will have a child

Fuck off benny, grow some pubes and come back next year

Ew kids

Penis

Truth is the game was rigged from the start

ill raise it to be a an Onii-chan

Bro thus server great

@//Sankuey// Just don't [Incest Tag] them

My stalker was like "we should have been together not with that whore"

They got yuriiii

i will

*Le Eouf*

You're kid will be the only acceptable kid thanks for you efforts twilight

nword im kaws

Im really afraid

<:teapish:329767661334560779>

Keep getting random shit in my Mail

so

if its going to be a girl i will name her alice if its a boy his name will be tyler

Name one thing you dislike about relations. Or the prospect of having a relation

oh boi

Alice is an adorable name even for my standard ngl

where should i start

For me it would be Responsibility

What kinda child do you think it should be?

G'day.

hey babe i have no time today. "you cheating on me or what i will kil u"

Came here for a good wank.

jk

Ah

but ngl its kinda stressful sometimes

It matters ya know

but couldnt life without her

Having to pick up at 2 in the morning for 'lady' troubles seems fucking annoying

My fiancé is nice

if she leaves me i will comit kurt cobain