Postmates Jamie

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Today Iโ€™m asking my girl in marriage

Now just to make sure every propane is closed

Hey chill out she watches Hentai too

Wait what is the best ring I could buy for her

My budget is 13,500

Alright thanks everyone Iโ€™m gonna prepare the Engagement Place

How many people are in this servers?

Alright Iโ€™m about to invite 191,113 people to my wedding

Wedding is in June 17

Washington Park

vivi what do you think is good music for popping the question?

Awww Iโ€™ll tell you what happened at the engagement party Vivi qt :3

I have an announcement to make

She said ~~no ;-;~~ **YES!**

Since the chat is calm down...

I just wanna say

Nvm Iโ€™m not gonna say it people are still here

Iโ€™m back

With gud news :3

She said YES

Actually wifey

Hey the missus and I are still gonna watch hentai

Hey donโ€™t call her an h word

๐Ÿ”ช

At night we are always family in here

Just without the crazy coke-injected white-namers that keeps putting words when Slowmode is on

gang gang๐Ÿค™

Luckily she doesnโ€™t want kids

The Gulag is a nice place

Except people are always asking why are you in there for

I prefer **Theorotical Tsar Bomba** @Holy Lord Of Dynamite

A magical place

And if you rephrasedBlack Widow fell in a high place

They will gladly send you to gulag

Everyone slip some 8 piece fried chicken in Viviโ€™s Cheat Day >:3

Not me though

Attention is a thing I do rarely

Now excuse me Iโ€™m just going to send invitations to 191,117 people to my wedding

Thatโ€™s a mean thing to say to chad @Puuungi

Mods are kinda dicks in this server (Marvin good tho)

Saying the r words is not allowed

Oops forgot I canโ€™t advertise my server

JapMask is a b0t

#MeToo

Zonic was pretty mean when I met him ngl

Bye Bass Lure

I visited a church and they slut-shamed me for dressing up in a schoolgirl uniform

Roasted them with a white racist joke <:feelsGoodEnough:293582652030582805>

Bi Han, are you okay brother?

Honestly itโ€™s just blacklisted

You see I have explained what is Free Speech is

Now tell me is this server Funded or Affiliated by the Government?

Do a fatality Bi Han!

No Iโ€™m sarcastic donโ€™t >:0

Honestly in my Realm

I donโ€™t turn into a dictator

I want everyone to be free

Just donโ€™t say any mass genocidical or racist topics

Canโ€™t you just kill them? @n00b

Mate your a dead Lin Kuei Grandmaster by a deceased Shirai Ryu Grandmaster who has descend from hell

Let me fan it down for you

(Iโ€™m about to say an MK reference but I forgot$

Noob has the Troll Hammer<#229772872090910721>

I used to remember popping quarters at the MK Arcade Cabinet trying to fight Reptile so I have the biggest highscore

4 years later I won with the highest score

Then Karen unplugged the cabinet

She says โ€œOh the highscore is still thereโ€

It didnโ€™t

I swore to my life Iโ€™m going to kill Karen

Honestly the first 3 mortal kombats are really bad because of the BOT AI

Yoshi,Pikachu,Snake,Link,Kirby,Peach,Ryu Main

Adam Ruins Everything is the adopted child of TV Shows

Honestly recruit is a pretty nice r6 character

Gets the job done

Bowsette Jr. <:smug3:299288528657973258>

Joker is a joke

Your fucking messed up if you think Iโ€™m gonna suck your dick in 5th Grade vro

Oh shit this isnโ€™t my friends dm

Carry on

God Hates Furries

Imagine if the KKK convert from black and Jewish people to furries

KKK burning Furries in Crosses<:smugPepe:290702327185408005>

Ah fuck I canโ€™t believe NHentai would do this to me man

Why the fuck so they have Loli sucking other Loki Futa

Itโ€™s Loy

188665

Alright letโ€™s trade nHentai Numbers

Hereโ€™s what Iโ€™m reading 188665

When your favorite manga is in Japanese so you have to learn the whole language

But you realized itโ€™s just 6 pages

nHentai:Can you read it?
Me:Yes
nHentai:And What did it cost?
Me:Everything

I spend 6 weeks just to read one hentai manga that is Japanese

Now I have to go to summer school ;-;

jk thatโ€™s 2007

Iโ€™m engaged already

Ah shit my bad thatโ€™s Night School

Is it weird that Iโ€™m marrying her at 24?

No Iโ€™m engaged

In fact it happened yesterday

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