Gay

I had sexual relations with my pillow

Does that count?

Yeah

I really want kfc or something

Uh sure

I am a virgin to my own hand

Whatever floats your boat

Go get sum den Nintendo

My right hand is my girlfriend

that moment when you body pillow stands up all on its own

im poor this week

i had a dream

My body pillow rejected me ;-;

reeee

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@Dan (2777-3715-0300) You're so fucking broke you can't even afford fucking KFC

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we were eating beer bottle

yes

Bro KFC got that $5 deal Nintendo

I need to get my credit card

U still cant affoard that?

But it’s on my shelf

fuck no im hungry

KFC has a slave trader as their logo, naturally their shit is dirt cheap

And I’m in my bed

Too much effort

CFC

Cum Fried Chicken

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That’s why he went to jail

that is quite the conundrum @Deleted User

I want to buy myself nitro

Starbuck's in China Be Like "Starfuck's" 😂

Is conumdrum the best word?

probably not

It has to word drum

How about

@Momi yes