Let us bet

probably sucks his girls toes

God I wish I could be in the vc but my voice is dead

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Okay, I have had sex with a female.

Rock, paper, scissors

That takes me a good few notches down

What are females?

I choose rock

thots

I did not have sexual relations with that man

Who are you

Gay

I had sexual relations with my pillow

Does that count?

Yeah

I really want kfc or something

Uh sure

I am a virgin to my own hand

Whatever floats your boat

Go get sum den Nintendo

My right hand is my girlfriend

that moment when you body pillow stands up all on its own

im poor this week

i had a dream

My body pillow rejected me ;-;

reeee

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@Dan (2777-3715-0300) You're so fucking broke you can't even afford fucking KFC

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we were eating beer bottle

yes

Bro KFC got that $5 deal Nintendo

I need to get my credit card

U still cant affoard that?

But it’s on my shelf

fuck no im hungry

KFC has a slave trader as their logo, naturally their shit is dirt cheap

And I’m in my bed

Too much effort