take me to gamestop

Just a good dad *beeg sipp of drink*

@Columnist i was there yesterday

No

how was it

Games ruin you

Go outside

@Printer can we play Mario together dad

daaaaaaad

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i bought games with my best friend and he bought me a pikachu

Sure @bootleg kindergartner

sick

gamestop sucks dick here in canada, is it any better in the states

@vivid dreams buy me dildos pls

Dad stop this is the last time you walk in on me taking a shower

*plays Mario and loses because he doesn't play games and just wants you to be happy*

waaf? shower is family thing

uhh i live in germany so idk how it is in the states

@Tree me is big broke :c

is it any better in germany

My dad just complains that games give him a headache

i guess?? i dunno how it is in canada

Heroin is a gateway drug.

@Printer thanks dad :)

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they sell random ass shit that isn't even video games here

we have a lot a lot of weeb stuff in our gamestop

i want dic

oh shit i'm coming there

No problem, (insert preferred gender pronoun here)

video games and weeb stuff

dad, im hungry

Hi hungry

and a lot of cutie plushies i wanna buy

I'm Dad

We dont have gamestop in australia, we have eb games

they have nerf guns and desktop christmas trees and shit

semen uwu

@Comrade Sergio same deal bruh, it's eb games here in canada too

i just call it gamestop