Is there a challenge to my THICCNESS?

Trap Sonic lmao

Pearl harbor was an inside Job

There was no way the Japanese could have do flown all the way across Asia, Europe, and North America in one go

Ooo

Cheaters

(my birthday is Pearl harbor day)

Real shit?

I'm an expert on that subject

I being gum to school

*bring

Yeah my nickname at school is Dad

Night mode gang rise up

**NIGHT MODE**

*flexes aggressively*

I use dark mode, is that the reason for almost being a 100% Dom?

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Strange

*calculates*

Naw man you just hella gay *shrugs*

No

It was a joke

You will always be cool to your appreciative and loving father

Lmao

Anyone in need of a father figure?

O

But I'm Dad

The one... The only

Makes sense

What does Jah mean?

You kids and yourslang

I will never understand *opens grill*

What did you say, son?

I don't want to hear that kinda language in my household

Don't know what's happening rn

Leave him alone

He is my son

I did

Wow

I don't get a ily?

Thank you

My other child loves me

I do

But my Xbox broke

How did you find out @Trolliburton?

That was a secret between your mother and I

Lmao big pp energy

8=>

I'm white so that's all I have ):

And you take the moon and you take the moon and you take the moon

mmmmmm, chowder

Don't taze me bro

UUUUUUUUUUU

Hamhamham

Gerburger

U

Did y'all just OwO and UwU near me?

Large barrel

I wonder

Lmao the diameter of that barrel is a little shorter than something else

Yikes

lol

Thigh pic

She was being bad probably

Oof

I have very strong legs

No

Dad needs to watch over chat

lol nice

KONO DIO DAY, ZA WARUDO **BASS BOOST** SENBIO KEYKA

Is it bad that I can perfectly imitate the ZA WARUDO voice and the bass boost effect?

It's it also bad that Dio Brando/DIO is my favorite anime character of all time?

Too bad

I'm gonna put your dog ina furnace now

IDK who TF this Danny MF is but I just killed some idiot's dog LMFAOOOO

Bruh I eat everything like an apple NGL

Yes

Especially ass

Hell is hot, don't be a THOT

Hello my child

Who wants to be one of my children?

Who TF is Jah?

I'm so confused

I mean

I'll fuck yah but I don't say it too often

CBT

I'm DAD

Not Mom

How so mine child?

Turns out

There are these Aztec Gods of fitness

N||I can't say this word||er

Hello it is me, Dad

Umm

*leaves for milk*

Say "I'm cumming"

Hi cumming, I'm Dad

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Oof

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