Hubba bubba yall remember that bubblegum?

Mhm

Shiiiiiit

i have pornhub premium <:MeguGasm:274751438725578762>

Are you cool?

feelsgoodtoflex

I remember I used to eat the whole roll of dat shid

low lives <:dab:391964322294923273>

Virgin

u

I will destroy every pussy I see, including myself

I got all the drugs in the world that you need

im fuckin hot tho

sodi pop

if you were a drug, i take u anyday

Every girl within a 5 mile radius of me cums their pants instantly

@Graffyti -`ღ´- No you don't you don't even have a bottle of absinthe or mezcal or even a pouch of peyote

I am the definition of a chad

i got uhhh

_**MY DICK WILL MAKE YOU CUM IN 3 MINUTES**_

opium, thats it

@Chef Pengu she said I’ll never be shit but a goddamn rockstar

And I have fucked so many females with aids that my dick is now immune to any disease

Softcore shit

u all have erectile disfunction

i nearly fucked my friend the other day when i got pissed

Imaging not having drugs in your house

Even with my flaccid penis I can still make a female cum

luckily i had a moment of clarity

Take some hostages, give them a shitload of shrooms and make them battle to the death in an arena

and j went to sleep

i almost raped a girl

Same

shieeeeeeeeet

i was high xd

Imagine getting mad at the bro and decide to stick your dick in them

atleast its uhh

hot

almost

Can’t talk shit with a dick in your mouth

yeah i often think of circumstances in which ethical rape is an option