Eeww weed breath

epic

whack

Nasty yucky

when i get high i just get like

making ur dick smell like weed

i feel virginity :,(

Hot breath is nasty breath

super anxious about what im doing around my frineds

My dick is a weed

seaweed

People pluck my shit all the time

Long and thin

Lemme smoke it then

I give girls speed and maybe coke before sex

my dick is a jet
super fast when inside her

@Seth ight bro I gotchu open up

I'm trying to get sober so im going full hikki mode rn

havent left the house in a couple of days

cant by alcohol and drugs if you dont leave the house think about it

i could get high rn tbh
i got some left

All you have to do is go into a comma

thats a lie i can order alcohol

but still

alcohol gay

I don't even need an asshole anymore since my dick is so enlightened that it can take shits

I can shit out of my penis

Ew

tf gay?

Now I leave

Thats like the most op thing ever

That's one heck of a superpower

alcohols probably my favourite drug after opium

ima wank to marvins sister pfp whiles shes afk

hehe boi

What the fuck

Im impressed lowkey doe

no disturb plz brb

i think i saw my younger sister in a nude thread on /b/

Imagine copulating with a woman at 3AM in the morning, before she suddenly grows a dick and starts chasing you through your entire chad castle...

shes 15 ...