cant wait till i get my vasectomy this year

Big oof this is why mom left you ya know

Dad can I drink your milk

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Wait I thought I left her

no

No you were just constantly boning other girls

#drink-cum

I hate the jews because they took my taco's. If you don't hate the jews for stealing my taco's you're a racist piece of expired yoghurt

Guess ur right son plus we weren’t married to begin with

I hate the jews because Im Irish and they took all me gold

Fair fair

understandable

make hitler great again

Sides even if we were married I’d still be fucking other gurls

When was he not great?

.

Is this what happens when this chat lights up?

when he lost the war

Yes

LOL

cause of his incompitence

I am hitlers offspring

No you're not

yes

Yea I am

gimme nitro 4 toez

You're too much of a dork to be

Same am german

wah

I’ll show u the gas

Want some german sausage?

WAHHH

Am norwegian

Was? Nein. . .

What do u call a black Jew

wah me some hentai

Frankfurter

Ashes

Overcooked

Nice one wow splendid