Let’s talk about how easy it is to lose the car keys
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Thats not politics
No we aren't allowed to talk politics because people get upset
And wallets
<a:playgroundpepe:597473823927042048> gang gang <a:playgroundpepe:597473823927042048>
My debit card gets lost all the time
And self esteem
Oh definitely that's why I have a chain on me so that I don't loose my uhh... 70ish keys
Jello send thighs
i cant lose car keys because i dont have a car but i always think i lost my phone when in reality it was under some papers
Same
70 keys, imagine
@BlackDeath Wha you pinging me for '?'
Imagine not keeping track of your belongings
also
or when i put something in my pocket but cant find it back because it's so fucking deep
@jello send me thigh pics too please
Thats what she said
Sounds like my sex life
like you have to put your hand in a mega-weird position to get it back
wat
Or just put it in your jacket pocket
It's just as simple as that
IT'S SUMMER
what do you mean "wear a jacket"
When a girl says firs her but your hand is slightly too big and you don't want to turn it into a guro scene
Oh shit right I forgot I'm the only fa- who only wears a suit and a necktie during a 90F summer day
Alot of people never take of their jackets for some reason
A jacket in 95°f weather?
gur0
Clever
helllo
Homophobic Simpson#6485 was hit with the Ban Hammer!
Hello Clever how are you?
Hello
Oh?
Amazing
yuh
i wear sports shorts not because i do sports but it's the only way to keep my balls fresh without having them out
