Message from @Chef Pengu

Discord ID: 598593342921506836


2019-07-10 19:14:56 UTC  

I have the ability to talk normie and retard language

2019-07-10 19:14:59 UTC  

Lets discuss some real topics guys

2019-07-10 19:15:03 UTC  

Okay lets have that my good sir

2019-07-10 19:15:09 UTC  

Let's discuss politics🤡

2019-07-10 19:15:20 UTC  

Fuuuuuck no 😴

2019-07-10 19:15:23 UTC  

🤡

2019-07-10 19:15:23 UTC  

Alrighty then

2019-07-10 19:15:23 UTC  

alright ill be back later when things get a tad bit more normal

2019-07-10 19:15:24 UTC  

Let's discuss about whats happening in Venezuela

2019-07-10 19:15:25 UTC  

is test drive unlimited better than the second?

2019-07-10 19:15:26 UTC  

🤡

2019-07-10 19:15:35 UTC  

Let’s talk about how easy it is to lose the car keys

2019-07-10 19:15:40 UTC  

<:pensiveClown:598327352757583892>

2019-07-10 19:15:46 UTC  

<:pensiveClown:598327352757583892>

2019-07-10 19:15:47 UTC  

Thats not politics

2019-07-10 19:15:47 UTC  

No we aren't allowed to talk politics because people get upset

2019-07-10 19:15:51 UTC  

And wallets

2019-07-10 19:16:01 UTC  

<a:playgroundpepe:597473823927042048> gang gang <a:playgroundpepe:597473823927042048>

2019-07-10 19:16:03 UTC  

My debit card gets lost all the time

2019-07-10 19:16:09 UTC  

And self esteem

2019-07-10 19:16:14 UTC  

Oh definitely that's why I have a chain on me so that I don't loose my uhh... 70ish keys

2019-07-10 19:16:14 UTC  

Jello send thighs

2019-07-10 19:16:15 UTC  

i cant lose car keys because i dont have a car but i always think i lost my phone when in reality it was under some papers

2019-07-10 19:16:18 UTC  

Same

2019-07-10 19:16:34 UTC  

70 keys, imagine

2019-07-10 19:16:36 UTC  

@BlackDeath Wha you pinging me for '?'

2019-07-10 19:16:45 UTC  

Imagine not keeping track of your belongings

2019-07-10 19:16:48 UTC  

also

2019-07-10 19:16:50 UTC  

or when i put something in my pocket but cant find it back because it's so fucking deep

2019-07-10 19:17:00 UTC  

@jello send me thigh pics too please

2019-07-10 19:17:00 UTC  

Thats what she said

2019-07-10 19:17:03 UTC  

Sounds like my sex life

2019-07-10 19:17:07 UTC  

like you have to put your hand in a mega-weird position to get it back

2019-07-10 19:17:13 UTC  

wat

2019-07-10 19:17:23 UTC  

Or just put it in your jacket pocket

2019-07-10 19:17:29 UTC  

It's just as simple as that

2019-07-10 19:17:30 UTC  

IT'S SUMMER

2019-07-10 19:17:39 UTC  

what do you mean "wear a jacket"

2019-07-10 19:17:59 UTC  

When a girl says firs her but your hand is slightly too big and you don't want to turn it into a guro scene

2019-07-10 19:18:01 UTC  

Oh shit right I forgot I'm the only fa- who only wears a suit and a necktie during a 90F summer day

2019-07-10 19:18:03 UTC  

Alot of people never take of their jackets for some reason