That’s what I say to my penis

what do u call it when both ur kidneys shut down?

Infinity war

Kidney failure

Heeey~

heeeeeeeeeey~

@PanzerAU there's this movie called "Born in East LA" where all the mexicans appear over the horizon and cross the border while border patrol panics

@Gloom did thou sleep better than a French soldier who could not get their mask on in time?

Me and the bois in a UFO

@ur mom gae got some aliens? Like.. I'd like to see some alien.

Holy fuck, Gordon Ramsay Just uploaded a video

@AlexJace289 yeah fam

@ur mom gae alright fam‚ how much it cost? Because I'm broke.

Can someone euthanize me

https://twitter.com/niallmoran_/status/1149641207041032193 LOLOLOLOLOL

It cost 1 trillion dollars

So that way I can have sex without condoms

How to have sex with your parents permission

This is fucking great

Good mooooornin'

More like wood morning

... coochie... don’t you fear getting diseases?

its almost at a million people going

Disease is for the weak

@ThatOneGirl guten Tag

Panzer check this out

Well said

I have been vaccinated

I swear even if one person rocks up it will be worth

@ReichMaster danke

https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1149635126717845504 AHAHAHAHAH YES

COOCHIE THAT DOES NOT PREVENT YOU FROM GETTING AIDS

I shall give aids aids

IM DONE

This is to good

I have the immune system of a god

Ludicrous aids.

Aids are no good

Bitch everyone knows aliens are real

I have artificial AIDS

Yeah‚ They're called tall lanky breastless women.