Human magic runs on semen

It takes 10-20 minutes for a human to go cold after death

So next time you wonder where your dick comes from thank obama

kk

THESE FUCKING AREA 51 MEMES ARE SO GOOD! AHAHAHA

https://twitter.com/TheFakeBrenM/status/1149692048964018176

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Sataaan

when ur 12 and find out ur pp isnt only for peeing<:angery:297573697949007873>

Dude... yes

That was when I discovered a whole new world

@Šushï Šenpaï ya know‚ the 12 year olds who fap daily are very very scary

Wow, I saw that

Like when the America’s were discovered

Don’t think you can hide little one.

That’s what I say to my penis

what do u call it when both ur kidneys shut down?

Infinity war

Kidney failure

Heeey~

heeeeeeeeeey~

@PanzerAU there's this movie called "Born in East LA" where all the mexicans appear over the horizon and cross the border while border patrol panics

@Gloom did thou sleep better than a French soldier who could not get their mask on in time?

Me and the bois in a UFO

@ur mom gae got some aliens? Like.. I'd like to see some alien.

Holy fuck, Gordon Ramsay Just uploaded a video

@AlexJace289 yeah fam

@ur mom gae alright fam‚ how much it cost? Because I'm broke.

Can someone euthanize me

https://twitter.com/niallmoran_/status/1149641207041032193 LOLOLOLOLOL

It cost 1 trillion dollars

So that way I can have sex without condoms

How to have sex with your parents permission

This is fucking great

Good mooooornin'

More like wood morning

... coochie... don’t you fear getting diseases?

its almost at a million people going

Disease is for the weak

@ThatOneGirl guten Tag

Panzer check this out