Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

oh ive eaten dog b4

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@Schlenkrat White people and Chinese people, amirite <:thatsrightkiddo:274752888901730305>

Ive eaten Antelope Jerky

I am white

well im chinese so ig i was bound to have dog at some point

Well shit

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Good Morning KINGS Have A Good Day

Have you ever eaten raw grizzly bear meat?

They're delicious

Here’s how you get a girlfriend this is how I did it

Ive also had Alligator Jerky, Kangaroo Jerky, Bison Jerky

@Chef Pengu bruh bear <a:sonicdefault:535877054692982814>

Step 1. Do the exact opposite a gentleman would do

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Step 2. Profit

@Deleted User Stonks

Ah~! The French have this wonderful ability to make every word sound like an insult

@Deleted User i’ll keep that in mind i’ll tell you how it goes

@OniDickk itll work

Orrrr another solution @Deleted User
Step 1, Dress up in a pink suit
Step 2, See a chick with a guy next to her
Step 3, Beat the shit out of him
Step 4, Profit

I mean at this point she probably doesn’t acknowledge me as bf

Women want cocky guys who care about them

Cause I’ve been shitty

Bubble Booty#6725 was hit with the Ban Hammer!

I once kicked somebody into a canal

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It was quite funny

Oh no I’ve been a shitty bf

There was no girl involed, though

I had a shitty gf

Hoh?

I mean I put my schedule in front of her

Most people who want to survive do that

Literally were together for 2 years until my fucking best friend called me saying he had fucked her while I was working

yikes

I’m so mad at myself I let my schedule be more important