Message from @Liquid_Crab
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I hold unfathomable power of infinite knowledge.
<:pepestare:587034653844701185>
@the taken king ouch
hella sus
truth, one time i didnt have lube so i used conditioner in it. needless to say my very next piss almost burned my dick off
why is spotify a pain in the ass
Its fucking garbage
i know
Use musicbee like vince
<:Harold:592126675563577356>
the fuk is thta\
you should use bleach next time
ooo never thought of using bleach
Condition er feels like liquid fire on a dick.
might give it a try <:mikuSmug:292519062263693324>
or better yet, just use some good ol' Dihydrogen Monoxide
i had a friend whose parents took his lotion so he used shampoo and he said it was so fucking painful
😉
it happens
rule #1 never use shampoo to wank lol
At least use body wash
Rule #2 never do it when bored
im sure everyone has made the mistake
eat when you're bored
or play video games
Don't eat when bored either or you'll be a fat ass old man
don't eat your cum
unelss you have a incredibly fast metabolism like me
There was someone in this chat a couple nights ago who said he tasted his own cum
i eat like shit and am hungry 5 minuets later
i need help
ok
who got feet pics to send me
help a man bust
@DarkeDemise one sec
No you send me feet pics
go on pornhub you fiend
no
nothing beats the thrill of a fresh hunt
ur not really hunting for it ur asking for it