Message from @Liquid_Crab
Discord ID: 602042196392280085
I dunno who you are but hello.
fleshlights are great. but yeah wash that shit out and leave it out to dry or else mold
No need to know who i’am.
And make sure to use proper lube or you'll carpet burn your dick meat off
I hold unfathomable power of infinite knowledge.
<:pepestare:587034653844701185>
@the taken king ouch
hella sus
truth, one time i didnt have lube so i used conditioner in it. needless to say my very next piss almost burned my dick off
why is spotify a pain in the ass
Its fucking garbage
i know
Use musicbee like vince
<:Harold:592126675563577356>
the fuk is thta\
you should use bleach next time
ooo never thought of using bleach
Condition er feels like liquid fire on a dick.
might give it a try <:mikuSmug:292519062263693324>
or better yet, just use some good ol' Dihydrogen Monoxide
i had a friend whose parents took his lotion so he used shampoo and he said it was so fucking painful
😉
it happens
rule #1 never use shampoo to wank lol
never
At least use body wash
Rule #2 never do it when bored
im sure everyone has made the mistake
eat when you're bored
or play video games
Don't eat when bored either or you'll be a fat ass old man
don't eat your cum
unelss you have a incredibly fast metabolism like me
There was someone in this chat a couple nights ago who said he tasted his own cum
i eat like shit and am hungry 5 minuets later
i need help
ok
who got feet pics to send me
help a man bust
@DarkeDemise one sec
No you send me feet pics