No need to know who i’am.

And make sure to use proper lube or you'll carpet burn your dick meat off

I hold unfathomable power of infinite knowledge.

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@the taken king ouch

hella sus

truth, one time i didnt have lube so i used conditioner in it. needless to say my very next piss almost burned my dick off

why is spotify a pain in the ass

Its fucking garbage

i know

Use musicbee like vince

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the fuk is thta\

you should use bleach next time

ooo never thought of using bleach

Condition er feels like liquid fire on a dick.

might give it a try <:mikuSmug:292519062263693324>

or better yet, just use some good ol' Dihydrogen Monoxide

i had a friend whose parents took his lotion so he used shampoo and he said it was so fucking painful

😉

it happens

rule #1 never use shampoo to wank lol

never

At least use body wash

Rule #2 never do it when bored

im sure everyone has made the mistake

eat when you're bored

or play video games

Don't eat when bored either or you'll be a fat ass old man

don't eat your cum

unelss you have a incredibly fast metabolism like me

There was someone in this chat a couple nights ago who said he tasted his own cum

i eat like shit and am hungry 5 minuets later

i need help

ok

who got feet pics to send me

help a man bust

@DarkeDemise one sec

No you send me feet pics

go on pornhub you fiend

no