@Chef Pengu cool?

@Mom true

@Chef Pengu Native Alaskans look pretty Asian by default, though

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That's it? Just cool? Okay I see how it is

yare yare daze

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JoJo

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I just want to cuddle with her all day and night

Single is great in its own way too

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No responsibilities @Mom

Being single is one thing but being alone is a different story for me

No worries

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But She lives two hours away and I'm too afraid to drive

wait what

too afraid to drive

wtf

Yo imma keep it real with you the fortnite event made me juice harder than tropicanas new products dawg

Hmm, why are you afraid

Now I'm actually alone because my pet dog just died

@Deleted User I'm afraid of the possibility of crashing into someone

@Chef Pengu You'll always have us. A bunch of condescending, retarded fuckwads with no future plans in our lives except nutting and hentai

Sorry to hear kaiser

Ayy

But it's better than nothing

well if im not wrong you would need a driving license to drive a car

dont you learn to not crash into someone

or do you get tired fast?

Lol yea that

@Momi boi I don't know bout u but I'm going to collage to become a substitute teacher

uwu

Poor Finn (Yes I named him Finn don't judge) lived a good life from a dog shelter to living with me for the past 6 years. It's been a great run buddy even though you get beaten up by local cats every now and then

I dont cum i only sex

@Deleted User all of the above

@Deleted User I have a stable job but shit income. My point is we're all pathetic <:akashrug:304403453864706058>

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