Thanks guys. I perform on Weekdays and some weekends. I’ll be here all night. To hire me, all you gotta do is not nut on no nut November

Who tf use a condom

^

Just *retract* the nut

Who’s Condom?

Or she just takes birth control <:thatsrightkiddo:274752888901730305>

aight how are y'all???

If you don't want to pay for child support- and woah retract the nut? I guess modern problems require modern solutions

Dead hbu

Just use the spell fetus deletus

bruh

im fine

get a vesectomy so you can nut in it without kids

Or maybe just get a fake female

get a condom

Damn I forgot this isn’t the meme chat. I was gonna send some good shit

😩 👌

The fuck I walk into

According to my studies of 5 minuted your mom is probably gay and having intercourse with a man.

Have a trap

ye lol

Give me traps

Beat her up whilst she's pregnant

But what if in the future u decided u want them

@Marshie that is also smart

<:uhhhh:600061554704121915>

you can get vasectomies reversed

uhhh

for a second there i thought i was banned from the server

Oh

;)

yo

fuuck this shit im out fam

Simple. Use a spell on her to get rid of the “Pregnant” debuff.

<a:chikashake:557558868503166990>

can you get a reverse vasectomy but with someone elses instead of yours

a spell lol

According to my study of 5 minutes your mom is probably gay and having intimate sex with a man as we speak.

<:killme:584156915656032267>

I got my vasectomy reversed after my wife's boyfriend persauded her to change her mind

<:wtf:581449283841294336>