Message from @nrg
Discord ID: 283945692907569152
metal gear solid but every time snake asks a question the entirety of metal gear solid 2 plays but every time someone say patriots or la li lu le lo the entirety of metal gear solid 3 plays but every time someone performs cqc the entirety of metal gear solid 4 plays but every time snake coughs the entirety of metal gear solid peace walker plays but every time snake lights up his cigar the entirety of metal gear solid v plays but every time kaz speaks its replaced with the bee movie
what the fuck
also tl;dr.
My favorite painting by Gustave Courbet
It serves no symbolic meaning other than being a realistic painting of a fish.
It's just a fish and nothing more.
the head looks weird
>:(((((((((((((((((((((
menacing
@DevilSnake74 @Null u ready
Yup
peeing into the toilet water and making noise
peeing slowly and making less noise
peeing on the side of the bowl to avoid making noise
inserting body directly into the toilet water and peeing directly inside to avoid making noise
drinking all the toilet water and peeing inside the toilet water with no water to avoid making noise
drinking all the toilet water and peeing inside the toilet with no water to avoid making noise
drinking your pee and quietly gargling then slowly spitting into the toilet over the course of 3 hours to avoid making noise
peeing on the floor then soaking up the pee with a sponge and lathering the sponge in soap and cleaning your toilet with it squeezing sponge quietly
putting a military grade suppressor on your body while peeing and aiming with a precise 45 degree angle to bounce off the wall into the toilet bowl silently
peeing on your hand and then using a flashlight and magnifying glass to evaporate the pee without making any noise after several months
peeing into your own eyes and blinking several times to sprinkle it into the toilet without making any sounds
peeing directly into the water resevoir so that when someone else pees the flush water blends in with the new pee so it doesn't make any noise
peeing into the sink while it is running so that the sound of the pee is overshadowed and doesn't make any noise
peeing into the air with a parabolic arc and catching it in your mouth and then drinking it so it doesn't make any noise
peeing backwards into your asshole which you are holding open until it is full of pee and then clenching it shut and waiting until you have to shit so you can pass it off as diarrhea, making no noise
climbing onto the sink and doing a handstand while slowly peeing onto the lightbulb above the sink so it will slowly vaporize the pee over the course of several hours so it doesn't make any noise
watching psychic videos on Youtube on your phone until you can perfectly predict the future so your pee at just the right points in bursts over thosand of years so cosmic rays will irridiate the piss particles until they become radioactive and decay into the air making no noise
putting your dick up to the wall outlet and peeing so electricity will travel up it and stop your heart and then they bury you but you learned to restart your heartbeat from Tibetan monks so you wake up again and climb up through the dirt and start a new life in Argentina with cyborg immortal Hitler until you can seize power together creating the Fourth Reich so you have the resources to develop quantum stealth technology and a time machine so you travel back in time and give it to your past self so you can pee without making any noise