***Metal Gear?***

***It can't be***

my dad is interested in metal gear after he saw me play mgs3 on my ps3

what do

kek

I'll show him the president grabbing Raiden's crotch

holy shit i forgot how easy the shagohod battle is

literally beat it by standing at one place and firing the rpg at the shagohod's legs and then volgin

haha

no

i had enough of european extreme in mgs2

i'll play it when i'll feel suicidal

the boss i had the hardest time on is probably volgin

literally only boss in the game i took out lethally

what does the fear do when you try to take him out lethally

does he recover life by eating food

instead of stamina

Wait what?

oh

that sounds neat

Also, I beat The End with nothing but punching and kicking him

Can I get a prize

I don't really get the praise behind The End

I mean he's a good fight but

Not the best

You can snipe him after The Fury is introduced

When he's in his wheelchair

Btw

Are the three guards chasing you in the one man flying veichles in the forest near the end

A subtle Star Wars reference

It's great to see the boss kicks my ass every time I come back to this game

Aw hell yeah

Took her out at literally the last second

```Things MGS fans are okay with:
- Pyschic powers
- Ghosts
- Magical Raven beams
- A man surviving both a Hind D crash, both crashing off a huge bipedal tank, both falling down the remains of said bipedal tank and crashing down in an end of a tunnel near a cliff
- Snake not dying from Foxdie
- The Cobra Unit
- A man powered by electricity
- Fortune's heart being on the right

Things MGS fans are NOT okay with:
- A man resurrected by taking over another man through his arm
- Nanomachines

Clearly, those two are the far fetched ones```

Survive isn't real

It's just a dream

A really bad dream

I'm okay with all of those

Oh

Nice

zone of the enders more like bore of the enders

amirite

Alright so if any of you ever played Zone Of The Enders I have a question

Is the second game wrapped in continuity like Metal Gear games

Because this game is boring me to death and I heard the second one is better so can I skip to the second one and not be lost in continuity

Holy shit

OK so my dad decided to play Snake Eater

He fucking sucks

He is playing it on very easy

He refuses to call anyone the radio because he doesn't want to waste his time

Nah

Thankfully

He got spotted and I kept telling him to use CQC on the guards but he kept using his weapon and he couldn't aim for shit

Metal Gear Survive sucks

I'm hoping Survive fails

So Konami can understand all we really want is the Legacy Collection on all platforms

***i just need mgs3 on pc is that too much to ask***

Isn't MGS2's PC port crap

I guess he went and, just did it

Memes and art?

Aren't memes already art?

*jojokes

https://youtu.be/5EMCK1CLFiY

How do you manually defend your FOB?

With gameplay and all

how does one get an alert

The day the nuclear disarmament ending plays on PC would be the day Half Life 3 would come out

I hate how Konami stopped sharing nuke numbers

Steam

I had a PS2 but I didn't even know about Metal Gear until 2007

When Snake was revealed for Smash Bros

I play Skyrim with no mods anyways

The left one has a filter on

Don't you think it's a little too early to judge

Idk my graphic standards are kinda low

I think MGS2 is a spectacular looking game

True

The thing is I think most PS2 games hold up today graphically

Art

This is my desktop background

STANDING ON THE EDGE OF THE CRATER LIKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID AND THE ASHES ARE ALL COLD NOW NO MORE BULLETS AND THE EMBERS ARE DEAD WHISPERS IN THE AIR TELL THE TALES OF THE BROTHERS GONE DESOLATION, DEVASTATION WHAT A MESS WE MADE, WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG WATCHING FROM THE EDGE OF THE CIRCUS FOR THE GAMES TO BEGIN GLADIATORS DRAW THEIR SWORDS FORM THEIR RANKS FOR ARMAGEDDON I'M NUCLEAR I'M WILD I'M BREAKING UP INSIDE A HEART OF BROKEN GLASS DEFILED DEEP INSIDE THE ABANDONED CHILD STANDING ON THE EDGE OF THE UNDERWORLD LOOKING AT THE ABYSS AND I'M HOPING FOR SOME MIRACLE TO BREAKOUT, TO ESCAPE FROM ALL THIS WHISPERS IN THE AIR TELL THE TALES OF A LIFE THAT'S GONE DESOLATION, DEVASTATION WHAT A MESS WE MADE, WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG I'M NUCLEAR I'M WILD I'M BREAKING UP INSIDE A HEART OF BROKEN GLASS DEFILED DEEP INSIDE THE ABANDONED CHILD I'M NUCLEAR I'M WILD I'M BREAKING UP INSIDE A HEART OF BROKEN GLASS DEFILED DEEP INSIDE THE ABANDONED CHILD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxkgdQLv_nI

This is music, right?

How the fuck did Peace Walker get a T rating

Idk it feels weird. Sure it's a lot more light-hearted but there's still torture, war economy, nuclear deterrence, references to drugs and a mission where you can grab a supposedly teenager girls' breasts and have sex with her under a box with hearts.

I'm probably just giving the T rating less credits than it deserves

Fuck you

It's my OC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/260033689885474817/264054614465183744/Original_-_Fey.png

I forgot the name of the artist

s n e k

Breaking news: Bane from Batman breaks into a corner store with his ostrich army

metal gear solid but every time snake asks a question the entirety of metal gear solid 2 plays but every time someone say patriots or la li lu le lo the entirety of metal gear solid 3 plays but every time someone performs cqc the entirety of metal gear solid 4 plays but every time snake coughs the entirety of metal gear solid peace walker plays but every time snake lights up his cigar the entirety of metal gear solid v plays but every time kaz speaks its replaced with the bee movie

@DevilSnake74 Those are very few cases between the millions who bought the Switch

Literally every console isn't 100% perfect at launch

May I remind you the flaming PS4's?