Message from @dunce

Discord ID: 232751691605213184


2016-10-04 06:28:32 UTC  

```Most relevant Urban Dictionary result for kirk:

Word: Kirk
Definition: A total Studgod, masterful in every way. Great King and Ruler, loved by women and adored by children, envied by men for being so awesome and wealthy and having a big unit and balls of steel.
Example: I hope when I grow up I can be a Kirk.

They all bowed down to his great Kirkness and kissed his butt.

The baseball star was a real Kirk.

The women dream of being with Kirk.

The football player was trying to become a Kirk.
```

2016-10-04 06:28:42 UTC  

you realize that shit is made up

2016-10-04 06:28:48 UTC  

^ And you say I'm a suck up.

2016-10-04 06:29:00 UTC  

.ud Bailey

2016-10-04 06:29:02 UTC  

```Most relevant Urban Dictionary result for Bailey:

Word: Bailey
Definition: the most amazing girl you will ever meet. very musical and super sweet... also amazingly beautiful even though she doesnt believe it
Example: guy1: wow bailey is so hot
guy 2: ya she is pretty much perfect but she isnt a jerk about it
```

2016-10-04 06:29:07 UTC  

I submitted a word to ud once

2016-10-04 06:29:08 UTC  

Fuck off

2016-10-04 06:29:19 UTC  

.ud milton

2016-10-04 06:29:20 UTC  

```Most relevant Urban Dictionary result for milton:

Word: Milton
Definition: Freakin awesome, real [tight], someone who displays desireable characteristics...
Example: Man that dude is totally Milton.
```

2016-10-04 06:29:43 UTC  

.ud Casey Neistat memes

2016-10-04 06:29:45 UTC  

No results. Try modifying your search query!

2016-10-04 06:29:51 UTC  

.ud casey

2016-10-04 06:29:53 UTC  

```Most relevant Urban Dictionary result for casey:

Word: casey
Definition: a hot dude with a huge fucking cock
Example: im so fuking jealous of casey's weiner
```

2016-10-04 06:29:57 UTC  

the definition was "a dildo with a hole at the tip from which a rubber balloon emerges and inflates into the user's anus when used"

2016-10-04 06:30:14 UTC  

^Nice to see Urban Dictionary knows its shit

2016-10-04 06:30:30 UTC  

no, for the word I submitted

2016-10-04 06:30:32 UTC  

.ud mario

2016-10-04 06:30:34 UTC  

```Most relevant Urban Dictionary result for mario:

Word: mario
Definition: An Italian-American plumber named after the land lord of Shigeru Miyamoto back in the early 80's. Mario, originally a carpenter, fights evil creatures such as: Donkey Kong (they later become friends), Koopas (bad turtles ruled by King Koopa [more commonly called Bowser]), goombas (evil mushroomesque fellows), piranha plants, and many more.

Mario's younger brother, Luigi, and he own a small plumbing business in Brooklyn. They were once summoned to an emercengy plumbing problem at which they were required to fix a shower. Upon completion of the task, both of the brothers were sucked into the shower head and transported undergroung. Thus begun their adventures. IN the beginning, all they had to do was jump on turtles ad crabs that came out of pipes, but later they were magically transported to another world. They came to the Mushroom Kingdom. Here it was that they had to rescue the princess and fight the evil hordes of Bowser's army. Mario and Luigi both can use numerous powers such as: a cape, the toonooki, the frog suit, the star, fireballs, metal cap, and many more. They also have a dinosaur buddy named Yoshi that they ride upon and force to consume enemies and berry-like fruits.

Super Mario games have proven to be some of the most entertaining and fun games of all time. They are without a doubt the best action/platformers of all time.
Example: You... You wanna play Boggle or Super Mario Brothers?
```

2016-10-04 06:30:37 UTC  

those cunts rejected it :(

2016-10-04 06:30:48 UTC  

Them bastards. lol

2016-10-04 06:32:07 UTC  

BTW we've never used the overwatch bot

2016-10-04 06:32:16 UTC  

dude

2016-10-04 06:32:18 UTC  

Rip

2016-10-04 06:32:18 UTC  

fuck OFF

2016-10-04 06:32:22 UTC  

seriously

2016-10-04 06:32:41 UTC  

your pissin me off hardcore

2016-10-04 06:32:52 UTC  

Doot

2016-10-04 06:34:00 UTC  

So I just looked in the Overwatch channel for the first time.

2016-10-04 06:34:13 UTC  

Was greeted with Rogue's finger which had the tip cut off.

2016-10-04 06:34:19 UTC  

I'm pissing kirk off?

2016-10-04 06:34:49 UTC  

stop bitching about the bots

2016-10-04 06:34:52 UTC  

(also, Johnny Depp recently cut the tip of his finger off the other month. Fucking weirdo.)

2016-10-04 06:34:54 UTC  

they dont bother you

2016-10-04 06:35:01 UTC  

I cant see the finger

2016-10-04 06:35:04 UTC  

where is it?

2016-10-04 06:35:23 UTC  

Who's complaining bout bots?

2016-10-04 06:35:25 UTC  

Scroll up some in that channel.

2016-10-04 06:35:45 UTC  

@Camel Complain about the bots.

2016-10-04 06:35:47 UTC  

Anything other than the windows I should focus on?

2016-10-04 06:35:57 UTC  

@Camel no.

2016-10-04 06:35:59 UTC  

I am not asking about your desires. I am asking about your viewing habits.