hahahahaha

no he can still do tts

that just prevents him from hearing it

so he can still troll

wow what an enabler

so noble

😃

i do what i can

Heyo

I won poker night

I suck at poker.

I am a beast at blackjack, though.

Same

That's how i won

What the fuck did you say about my age, you little bitch? I'll have you know I turn 23 in December, and I’ve been involved in numerous birthdays over the years, and I have over 20 confirmed parties. I am trained in arcade warfare and I’ve had the most guests in the entire Chuck E. Cheese's franchise. You are nothing to me but just another guest. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of party planners across the USA and your birth date is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your birthday. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can party in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in pizza parties, but I have access to the entire arsenal of cake and ice cream and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

oh ok

I've never had a birthday party.

dude what

not even when you were little

i mean i havent had once since i got older

but when i was a kid i always had a cake and shit

he didn't choose trailer life

trailer life chose him

^

thats sad bro

i feel bad for you

I did go to other birthday parties, though. :3

ya but theres nothing like haveing ur own when ur a kid

you should throw him a party at your restraunt kirk

its a day all about you

i will gladly if he ever comes up

id love to get fucked up woth roo

with*

my family owns 5 strip clubs in the city

Ozzy's the only one who told me happy birthday this year. Well, I think I announced my birthday during the last our of the day here then some others said it.

we would have a fuckin blast yo

Yes. My eyes get big when fucked up. Like scary big.

lol

Like my eyes and jaw become a show of there own.

wed get us a ton of blow and free booze

are those the the pussy-ass "no touching" strip clubs?