Both the funny thing and the sad thing is I've had more sex than you all combine

With more people at once than you all

Lol

Tmi?

Sex doesn't matter

We've got porn

FUCK sex

I had so much sex from 15 to 24 I'm good

For about one year I'm pretty sure I had sex at least once per day

If I never had sex again I wouldn't mind

It's overrated

And then you wind up with a relationship

And that is a pain in the ass

Forget doing your own thing

Oh you wanna stay in.....AGAIN? Your playing xbox....AGAIN.....

We aren't going out? Where are we getting dinner? The house is dirty this that me you compromise fuck you

Seriously I don't miss being in a relationship

I like being able to come home kick of my shoes have a few beers with the roomie if he's home then go up to my room get online and do whatever till I fall asleep

Being in a relationship is fucking work

And I spent 12 years fucking doing drugs partying getting fucked up and being with more girls than I can remember and one or two I loved,but now I'm almost 30 and just want to fucking chill

Even having roommates is kinda restrictive at times.

Nah mine is the shit

I'd prefer a small trailer with just me and my right hand.

It's a pain to want to get up and cook at night but don't want to wake the roommates.

We don't fight about shit,we're both Batchelors

We both have our own space

Well as he sleeps upstairs and the kitchen is downstairs...

I don't have those issues

Plus we have 2 chill rooms

We have the living room which is his,and the basement,which is mine

So if either of us has people over late they just go down there

Sounds nice

Plus we have our rooms

I spend 90% of my time either in my room or basement

There's 3 bathrooms

So

Yea

That's overkill

I wouldn't mind a basement

Set up a gym in the basement.

I need a gym