Message from @Alibaba

Discord ID: 269580841733193738


2017-01-13 20:22:42 UTC  

"hmmm lays creams & onions ..."

2017-01-13 20:22:45 UTC  

yes

2017-01-13 20:22:53 UTC  

"that's not creams & onion tho"

2017-01-13 20:23:07 UTC  

Thats my cream

2017-01-13 20:23:09 UTC  

it was cheese onion flavour actually

2017-01-13 20:23:12 UTC  

big bag

2017-01-13 20:23:18 UTC  

yeah yeah, "cheese"

2017-01-13 20:23:27 UTC  

.ud dick cheese

2017-01-13 20:23:31 UTC  

```Most relevant Urban Dictionary result for dick cheese:

Word: dick cheese
Definition: A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time
Example: baby, you better take care of that dick cheese before you think i'm going down on ya
```

2017-01-13 20:23:52 UTC  

Ewwwww

2017-01-13 20:25:07 UTC  

the scientific term for that is smegma

2017-01-13 20:35:35 UTC  

<:dud:269530770584895489>

2017-01-13 20:40:55 UTC  

.ud ginger

2017-01-13 20:40:58 UTC  

```Most relevant Urban Dictionary result for ginger:

Word: ginger
Definition: A human, characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair. "Gingers" are generally considered to be inferior to their more melanin-rich brethren, and thus deservingly discriminated against. Gingers are thought to have no souls. The condition, "gingervitis" is genetic and incurable.
Example: Ron Howard is a ginger.

Carrot Top is a good example of why gingers should be discriminated against.
```

2017-01-13 21:06:40 UTC  

...I actually fell for Ali's colorblindness test. Fuck.

2017-01-13 21:06:41 UTC  

lol

2017-01-13 21:07:18 UTC  

I was like "What the fuck... Why can't I read this?" Then my heart started to drop. Then I red the caption and was like "Oh..."

2017-01-13 21:08:44 UTC  

>Red

2017-01-13 21:08:46 UTC  

HA

2017-01-13 21:37:52 UTC  

you can get ginger kids without freckles by living on a carrot only diet

2017-01-13 21:38:01 UTC  

you also end up looking like donald trump

2017-01-13 21:39:18 UTC  

Shrink your hands

2017-01-13 21:42:16 UTC  

i cant see them though

2017-01-13 21:59:20 UTC  

Room cleaned for 2017 botches

2017-01-13 21:59:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/269586266822017025/20170113_165803.jpg

2017-01-13 21:59:42 UTC  

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2017-01-13 21:59:49 UTC  

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2017-01-13 21:59:54 UTC  

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2017-01-13 22:00:02 UTC  

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2017-01-13 22:00:09 UTC  

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2017-01-13 22:00:17 UTC  

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2017-01-13 22:00:22 UTC  

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2017-01-13 22:00:33 UTC  

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2017-01-13 22:00:42 UTC  

Few

2017-01-13 22:01:01 UTC  

Took me all mother fucking day and part of yesterday

2017-01-13 22:03:02 UTC  

@ya boi how's that Look? Letter better?

2017-01-13 22:03:22 UTC  

Zap

2017-01-13 22:03:23 UTC  

That

2017-01-13 22:03:24 UTC  

It looks like a different room

2017-01-13 22:03:24 UTC  

Thirst.

2017-01-13 22:03:34 UTC  

did your dad clean it up for you