why is it called biltong

sounds like a thong

Flavor.... You know what has a good flavor? Frog.

"Biltong differs from jerky in three distinct ways:

The meat used in biltong can be much thicker due to the slower drying time in dry air conditions; typically biltong meat is cut in strips approximately 1" (25 mm) wide – but can be thicker. Jerky is normally very thin meat.
The vinegar, salt and spices in biltong, together with the drying process, cure the meat as well as adding texture and flavour. Jerky is traditionally dried with salt but without vinegar.
Jerky is often smoked; biltong is never smoked."

the fourth being

jerky is shit

and biltong is not

I could picture a company called Biltong that make lycras and the gay-nazi roleplay shit

Noooooo, Frog is tangy. Really tangy.

am I shitting on afrikaans or on a made up word

`Frog legs are rich in protein, omega-3 fatty acids, vitamin A, and potassium. They are often said to taste like chicken because of their mild flavor, with a texture most similar to chicken wings. The taste and texture of frog meat is approximately between chicken and fish.`

fatty acids

Yes.

Fatty acids of the moega-3 type = good.

"moega"

OMEGA FUCKING THREEE

"Fortunately, it wasn’t long until the Dutch found a more hygienic means of creating these flavoursome strips of meat. It is from these strips of meat that the name ‘biltong’ is derived. ‘Bil’ meaning buttock (rump) and ‘tong’ meaning strip. Packed with protein and fats, biltong provided great nutrition and was readily available."

you could've just typed out Ω

The name literally means "a strip of ass."

I didn't know

A food for only the truest of assmen.

tong means tongue

ah yes

bullshit

explains why I like it so much

Ω^3

Ω to the 3rd degree.

Encounters with the Third Omega.

Eat me.

NO LOL

I'm still a tad bit hungry. But don't want to go through the trouble of thawing out another pound of tenderloins and waiting an hour for it to cook.

I made myself a really awful sandwhich

Why did you make an awful one and not a good one?

Why not a tuna sandwich?

Or a salmon burger?

go make chicken tendies

Salmon Croquettes are amazing.

be they crispy or from wendys

Add a little ketchup and put it in between some buns and instant good tier food.

I can't get this avatar right

I give up