Message from @Cicero

Discord ID: 270613314633990144


2017-01-16 13:57:21 UTC  

Hi

2017-01-16 16:04:22 UTC  

Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes seized the black and white goat, saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into an animal to escape after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

‘The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them.

‘However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,’ Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.

2017-01-16 16:49:26 UTC  

Seemslegit/10

2017-01-16 17:16:32 UTC  

it's real

2017-01-16 17:17:31 UTC  

I r8 17/12

2017-01-16 17:17:44 UTC  

just like the soccer federation that now forbid black magic and voodoo

2017-01-16 17:17:51 UTC  

Dang

2017-01-16 17:18:06 UTC  

I guess I can't play soccer professionally now

2017-01-16 17:18:15 UTC  

not in africa

2017-01-16 17:18:17 UTC  

Cuz I'm like fucking Voldemort

2017-01-16 17:18:24 UTC  

😀

2017-01-16 17:22:02 UTC  

*crickets chirping*

2017-01-16 17:24:42 UTC  

er you cant play soccer caus your like voldemort?

2017-01-16 17:24:50 UTC  

what your soul is split in 7?

2017-01-16 17:24:54 UTC  

you have no nose?

2017-01-16 17:25:00 UTC  

your pale as fuck

2017-01-16 17:25:18 UTC  

Harry is the true master of the elder wand?

2017-01-16 17:38:24 UTC  

the elder wand is a euphemism for a pedo's dick

2017-01-16 18:00:02 UTC  

*BOI IF YOU DON'T*

2017-01-16 18:00:35 UTC  

Harry strokes Voldie's elder wand

2017-01-16 18:00:41 UTC  

(GONE WRONG)

2017-01-16 18:00:48 UTC  

[IN THE HOOD]

2017-01-16 18:00:55 UTC  

<GONE SEXUAL>

2017-01-16 18:01:12 UTC  

{FAIL}

2017-01-16 18:04:36 UTC  

Me being conceived <GONE SEXUAL>(GONE WRONG) {FAIL}[MISTAKES WERE MADE]

2017-01-16 18:19:55 UTC  

Its M(I)LK day

2017-01-16 18:42:24 UTC  

so

2017-01-16 18:42:30 UTC  

who wants to

2017-01-16 18:42:36 UTC  

do

2017-01-16 18:42:43 UTC  

some stuff with

2017-01-16 18:42:46 UTC  

me

2017-01-16 18:43:18 UTC  

(non-sexual,non-homo,non-physical,non-emotional.)

2017-01-16 18:44:02 UTC  

i wanna play monopoly with u guys

2017-01-16 18:44:09 UTC  

lets all go play monopoly

2017-01-16 18:44:11 UTC  

whos in

2017-01-16 18:46:23 UTC  

lmao

2017-01-16 18:46:31 UTC  

why is this everywhere????

2017-01-16 18:46:41 UTC  

every fucking server i join i see this now

2017-01-16 18:47:26 UTC  

are there no black people on discord????