Message from @Towelie

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2017-01-16 11:25:05 UTC  

Every post in the resident evil subreddit is just "[Spoiler]"

2017-01-16 11:25:10 UTC  

The game comes out in a week

2017-01-16 11:25:14 UTC  

Can people really not wait?

2017-01-16 11:38:56 UTC  

The medic also turns into a centipede mutant

2017-01-16 12:26:46 UTC  

If you wanna be a super *net* number one

2017-01-16 12:27:10 UTC  

you have to catch a super *net* on the run

2017-01-16 12:27:23 UTC  

we are number *net*

2017-01-16 12:38:51 UTC  

Battlefield 1 always pisses me off

2017-01-16 12:39:02 UTC  

I hate it so much

2017-01-16 12:58:40 UTC  

Morning

2017-01-16 13:12:22 UTC  

GOOOD MORNING FINE SIR!

2017-01-16 13:57:21 UTC  

Hi

2017-01-16 16:04:22 UTC  

Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes seized the black and white goat, saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into an animal to escape after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

‘The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them.

‘However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,’ Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.

2017-01-16 16:49:26 UTC  

Seemslegit/10

2017-01-16 17:16:32 UTC  

it's real

2017-01-16 17:17:31 UTC  

I r8 17/12

2017-01-16 17:17:44 UTC  

just like the soccer federation that now forbid black magic and voodoo

2017-01-16 17:17:51 UTC  

Dang

2017-01-16 17:18:06 UTC  

I guess I can't play soccer professionally now

2017-01-16 17:18:15 UTC  

not in africa

2017-01-16 17:18:17 UTC  

Cuz I'm like fucking Voldemort

2017-01-16 17:18:24 UTC  

😀

2017-01-16 17:22:02 UTC  

*crickets chirping*

2017-01-16 17:24:42 UTC  

er you cant play soccer caus your like voldemort?

2017-01-16 17:24:50 UTC  

what your soul is split in 7?

2017-01-16 17:24:54 UTC  

you have no nose?

2017-01-16 17:25:00 UTC  

your pale as fuck

2017-01-16 17:25:18 UTC  

Harry is the true master of the elder wand?

2017-01-16 17:38:24 UTC  

the elder wand is a euphemism for a pedo's dick

2017-01-16 18:00:02 UTC  

*BOI IF YOU DON'T*

2017-01-16 18:00:35 UTC  

Harry strokes Voldie's elder wand

2017-01-16 18:00:41 UTC  

(GONE WRONG)

2017-01-16 18:00:48 UTC  

[IN THE HOOD]

2017-01-16 18:00:55 UTC  

<GONE SEXUAL>

2017-01-16 18:01:12 UTC  

{FAIL}

2017-01-16 18:04:36 UTC  

Me being conceived <GONE SEXUAL>(GONE WRONG) {FAIL}[MISTAKES WERE MADE]

2017-01-16 18:19:55 UTC  

Its M(I)LK day

2017-01-16 18:42:24 UTC  

so

2017-01-16 18:42:30 UTC  

who wants to