Message from @Sexy Zombie Roo
Discord ID: 271497628917694465
Feels like a mini heart attack.
is shit
"i never had hearburn OR gas"
its caus all you eat is pigs feet and cows toung
I just didn't have heartbun wtf do you want me to say
collard greens and hogs head
Grits n biscutsc
Dude apparently scorpions are cheap
fucking $40 for one
Lol, someone had heartburn the other year and had my friend take him to the hospital cause he thought his heart was failing. xD
LOL
Everyone was like "Mark.... It's just heartburn."
he just didnt take a tums?
"No man... I'm fucking dying! Take me to the hospital!"
someone shoulda gave him something
😂
when mine is REAL bad i use baking soda and water
kills it instantly
Then mix it up in some crack
right?
and makes me burp like fucking holy jesus for 5 minutes
I just wait it out
^
i cant
sit there suffering
fuck that
It hurts but i deal with it
why? its so easy to cure
It makes me feel manly.
literally tums pepto bakingsoda n water
It doesn't last long
I take shit everyday so I don't get heartbearn, doesn't always work.
HOLY SHIT IT'S OVER
oh you take like omniprazel
In the words of Gray Fox: "Hurt Me MOAR!" ~crams chicken leg down throat~
thats for people that et hearburn if they drink water
^
lol
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