whole houses get infested

trees

fucking we have a beach house in rhode island

Yeah, my side of the trailer is infested. They came in to escape the cold.

and my aunts have to vaccum out the lady bugs every spring

Sometimes they even infest animals. They get in their mouths and cause sores.

its gross

I hate their smell.

they are in widow sills the most

window*

like fucking millions

they have to use a shop vac every year

Just squished another one.

Instant burst of ladybug odor.

That beetle smell.

yea i know

i get stink bugs here

they fucking reek when squished

^

there smaller than a dime

Huh

and i alwasy try to catch them alive

and toss em out

caus they can stink up a whole roo

room

so fucking nasty man

It's also time for scorpions to come in.

When that happens, I no longer keep my feet on the floor. I prop them up a few inches off the ground.

Cause scorpion stings / bites hurt.

Makes your whole foot go numb.

dude what

It doesn't help that the ones we have down here are the worst ones in the North American continent.

you mean you just randomly get stung

and have scorpians walking around

dude fucking seal up ur tralier

go get a cauking gun

for fucks sake

Well, I wouldn't want my foot on the ground if one just so happens to walk by.

you have bark scorpians down there

right

I stepped on one the other year and scared the fuck outta me. Like "WHAT IS THIS BURNING SENSATION ON MY FOOT?!"