LMAO XD

~rides off on horse back swinging a machete~

^

yes

thats just how it is

gta online

*rides off on dog back swinging a slim jim*

When I lived in Houston, I was living on the infamous Grant Road / Jones intersection.

With the most robbed store in the whole city.

fkn 7/11

I seen a guy freak out cause I didn't get carded for my cigerettes as an 18 year old, but a 29 year olf veteran did.

xD

Just restock on surge cola already

The veteran freaked the fuck out.

mmmmmmmmm

colllaaaaaaa

Meanwhile I was like, fuck this, I got my cigs, I'm outta here.

you told me about that actually

While shouts were going off in the back.

They used to charge me rape for cigs as a minor

but i had no choice

cause where else am i gonna go

To the rape zone.

so id pay like 3 dollars extra a pack

I remember i bought a pack of reds and 2 vanilla entourages and it came out to like $21

Tubby indian man was leeching me dry

*Highway to the rape zone, I'll take you Ridin' into the rape zone*

hey wanna see a magic trick?

fuck

i can make drowzy vanish

No.

Now we don't want to see your Dick kirk

hes gonna ban me

Well guys

never

❤

i knew this day would cum

i dont ban people

i luh u all

mishon

compleet