fatty

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fatty mc fatmister

fatty mcfatenstien

just kidding

ily python

You don't ever get to call someone else fat

ever

fat people can call other fat people fat

its a rule

besides fat men arnt fat

only fat women are fat

Kirk it's ok to be fat

just don't be unhealthy

im niot

im not even 260

@ya boi Come over man and I'll make you some food I'm basically a butler because I know how to do most basic house stuff and can cook 😅

No thanks

B-but y-you're hungry

I can feed you

shit there goes my plan on poisoning the food

You love me too much to do that

Then why don't you want to eat anything that I make

Because it's made by you 😛

wow -_- I make good food

fuck you, you're not getting any at my seasonal barbecue

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Okay, I'm fucking beyond mad

I was playing animal crossing

The fishing Tournament was going on

I got a 42 inch bass

It said I was in first place

I went to sleep and when I woke up

I got beaten to shit and wasn't even third

That pisses me beyond fucking mad dude

That's why I stopped doing that bullshit str8 up

IT WAS 42 INCHES HOW DO YOU BEAT THAT

With 43 inches.