Message from @Dad Bot

Discord ID: 274212085557100545


2017-01-26 16:16:52 UTC  

Ah,fucking finally i managed to log in

2017-01-26 16:17:51 UTC  

I'm sitting in class doing jack shit

2017-01-26 16:18:02 UTC  

Today is a weird day, nobody is really doing anything and I have substitute teacher

2017-01-26 16:18:15 UTC  

Waiting for my girlfriend to text me back, but she's in school too, ugh

2017-01-26 16:18:25 UTC  

Know that feeling

2017-01-26 16:18:53 UTC  

- No work
- Can't listen to music
- Games and web pages are blocked, Discord is my only entertainment
- GF is busy

2017-01-26 16:19:17 UTC  

Reddit is the only other site that isn't blocked that I know of but I've read /all/ like 4 times today

2017-01-26 16:19:21 UTC  

lmao

2017-01-26 16:19:24 UTC  

Lol

2017-01-26 16:19:49 UTC  

What's Dad Bot?

2017-01-26 16:19:55 UTC  

A bot

2017-01-26 16:19:57 UTC  

d!help

2017-01-26 16:19:57 UTC  

sent to dm!

2017-01-26 16:20:05 UTC  

dadjoke

2017-01-26 16:20:09 UTC  

!dadjoke

2017-01-26 16:20:21 UTC  

Oh, oh

2017-01-26 16:20:45 UTC  

d!dadjoke

2017-01-26 16:20:45 UTC  

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine

2017-01-26 16:20:52 UTC  

jesus christ

2017-01-26 16:20:55 UTC  

d!dadjoke

2017-01-26 16:20:55 UTC  

I bought shoes form a drug dealer once, not sure what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.

2017-01-26 16:51:44 UTC  

@Snake dont worry me too

2017-01-26 16:56:08 UTC  

yeah but microsoft sent back consoles which didnt even work when the red ring of death happened

2017-01-26 17:10:45 UTC  

@Snake well the whole red ring thing was huge and they didn't tested their product before sending new ones as it would require them to open the box and void the warranty

2017-01-26 17:11:17 UTC  

sup

2017-01-26 17:11:19 UTC  

ya'll

2017-01-26 17:11:20 UTC  

but yeah, they really messed up

2017-01-26 17:11:23 UTC  

yo kirk

2017-01-26 17:11:37 UTC  

I just heard that I'm going back to cali in a month...

2017-01-26 17:11:43 UTC  

oh shit

2017-01-26 17:11:45 UTC  

nice

2017-01-26 17:11:52 UTC  

Freezing my balls off

2017-01-26 17:12:09 UTC  

i live in ma

2017-01-26 17:12:13 UTC  

and its warm

2017-01-26 17:12:15 UTC  

like 45

2017-01-26 17:12:17 UTC  

yeah well, "nice"... my wife can't come with me this time, she have to work

2017-01-26 17:12:26 UTC  

so?

2017-01-26 17:12:34 UTC  

isnt that better?

2017-01-26 17:12:51 UTC  

now you can meet sexy singles

2017-01-26 17:13:01 UTC  

not really, I have a few friends there but i'm gonna get bored really fast

2017-01-26 17:13:07 UTC  

they will love that french accent