Niggers voting for me

lol

I haven't even voted

Someone voted for me to

LOL

I bet Danky will ether vote for me or Furfag

They should sink those fucking boats

i am white

GG @Stan, you just advanced to level 5!

I may be a bad mod

But I'm a good shitposter

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GG @GREEKBVRG, you just advanced to level 1!

mmmm plastic

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DAMN HE DED

Men always ruining things for women. Typical

Calc understands greatness

I don’t understand tranny men

Tranny men don't understand tranny men

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Yes mommy?

GG @Grim Creeper, you just advanced to level 14!

I was WAPED once.

I was a 16 YEAW OWD VIWGIN WIBEWAW and one night I was wawking home fwom the wibwawy. FWIGHTENED I took a showtcut down A DAWK AWWEY. I heawd a SINISTEW WAUGH and BEN SHAPIWO jumped out fwom behind a twash can! "Weww weww," he sneewed, "wooks wike the INVISIBWE HAND has ensuwed that my DEMAND is met by youw SUPPWY. What a TWIUMPH OF THE FWEE MAWKET..."

I said capitaw awways accumuwates in the hands of the weawthy, but to no avaiw. He just waughed and whipped out his THWOBBING 12 CHAPTEW TWEATISE. He shoved me woughwy against the waww and stawted fiwwing my eaw with STEAMY CITATIONS. I stwuggwed but got SWAPPED IN THE FACE WITH WOCK HAWD DATA fow my effowts.

MEWWING AND WHIMPEWING I twied to check his pwiviwege. He just bewwowed, "YOUW WESISTANCE ONWY MAKES MY CONCWUSIONS FIWMEW!" I stawted to expwain powew theowy and he WAMMED MY OWN WOWDS DOWN MY THWOAT. My pwemises and spiwit bwoken, I couwdn't get a wowd in edgewise because I was GAGGING ON SWIMY MEATY AWGUMENTS.

It was awfuw. His HUGE AWGUMENT was TOO BIG to fit inside my TIGHT VIWGIN BWAIN. Some of the foundew facts he PUWWED OUT onwy to immediatewy JAM BACK INSIDE. It seemed to go on fowevew but finawwy, FOWCING ME OPEN, his PENETWATING AWGUMENT came to a CWIMAX. It was agony as WOUND AFTEW WOUND of THICK WOPY FACTS and HOT STICKY WOGIC wewe PUMPED DEEP INSIDE me.

Weeping, I way in a PUDDWE OF STINKING NEOCON WHETOWIC. I didn't see whewe he went, but BEN SHAPIWO'S VIWIWE IDEAS had been iwwesistibwy PWANTED DEEP INSIDE me. I twied to abowt the memowy, but NINE MONTHS WATEW I was BOWN AGAIN CONSEWVATIVE.

This is my twuth. POUND ME TOO!