the

I love porn

Jews are bad news

Is this server a work in progress

oh ok

because there isn't much here

this place looks comfy tho

so im gonna stay for a while

ahahaha

I'm a pagan

which it is

Convince me to get a job

The IRS is just gonna steal my money through income tax

why did you link /pol/ddit

Ugh...
What could have been

My asshole smells like shit

my dick smells

I'm a pagan

I'm a libertarian

based

unbased

elliot i remember you

you're from the edd

Do you believe in love?

Do you believe it's true?

Look at them yoyos

play the guitar on the mtv

UGH

WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN

back to r/politically_incorrect

the reddit meme

Rick and Morty is the thinking mans show

It's for intellectuals

You need to have a really high IQ to understand it

UGH

WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN

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Cringe

I am white

@Grim Creeper
G*rms are sick fucks

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I can fart out of my dick

@Grim Creeper
dang ur cool

horsey

it says right there

can't you read

@saN
Kill yourself

@Kraviz
No

@Captain Kirk JT#9798

Lol

We live in a society

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Hello 4channers!

Just a friendly redditor passing by interested in taking part of this community. Just like ya'll I love dank memes and I wanted to experience the birthplace of the dankest of memes in person (or like I usually put it: the craddle of the voice of our generation).

So please teach me more about the memetic headquarters you call 4chan, like what is a "trip" or a "get", or what is greentext?

And don't worry, I'm one of you! I love the peep frogs and the kot memes!

Teach me your ways senpai, I will be patient and not disappoint you! :D

>be dscrd user
>wake up
>throat still feels a little sore from last night's ironic gay blowjob
>think longingly of the cock pounding the back of my throat as I lick a patch of dried cum from my lips
>roll out of bed onto the floor, accidentally landing my ass onto a dildo pointing up
>giggle like a little japanese school girl as I unplug the dildo from my gaping rectum
>make my way to my epic gaming pc as I push past the numerous other dildos littering the floor
>open up dscrd
>type a quick message to my dscrd server
>"hello boys teehee ;)"
>chuckle as my dscrd friends start ironically posting their shaved legs and asses in striped thigh high socks and shimapan panties
>open up 4chan and begin desperately spamming my dscrd link across /bant/, /qa/, /b/, /lgbt/, and /r9k/
>suddenly the doorbell rings.
>it's ituckfraps69, a mod on my dscrd
>immediately start tearing his pants off
>"Ahn!~ My boi pusse is twitching so hard, mister! Please put your pulsating bull cock in me until you fill my ass with your hote cumme kudasai :33"
>ironically pounds my ass until completion
>giggle as he pulls his juicy schlong out and a stream of thick white ball juice flows out of my ruined gaping hole
>curl up in his arms and fall asleep

Only my weapon understands me

Sandy Hook never happened

prove me wrong

@d3ku_cyclone#8452

g

Hello gomrades! XDDDD Dis general is for disgussion of margsism-lebonnism, da ideology of revolutionary socialism and gommunism.

Gommunism is da next stage of guckery following real society.

Wat exagtly is gommunism according to gommies:

>Gommunism is a stage of guckery in which the produgtive infrustrugture runs away from gommie country, and no goods are produced and beeple starve. XDDDD
>Gommunism in full form is obressive, statist society dat follows maxim "gib gib gib!" :DDDD
>To achieve gommunism we must replace broduction with murderous obressive rulers liek me, fug working glass beeple. XDDDD Struggle while I liquidate you all lol. When capitalists run away we win and I kill you all. Eventually the functions of state cease and state becomes murderous and indistinguishable from other gommies. Da state withers away liek da people.
https://www.gommies.gom/fug/
https://www.gommies.gom/starve/

GL uses philosphy of gib and starve, see here:
https://www.gommies.gom/ohfugme/

It is recommend you kill yourself so you can avoid starving.

Resources:
https://www.gommies.gom/ohshid/
https://www.gommies.gom/1984/
https://www.gommies.gom/guck/
https://www.gommies.gom/probaganda/
https://www.gommies.gom/XDDDD/
https://www.gommies.gom/wheresfood/
https://www.gommies.gom/benis/

Hello 4channers!

Just a friendly redditor passing by interested in taking part of this community. Just like ya'll I love dank memes and I wanted to experience the birthplace of the dankest of memes in person (or like I usually put it: the craddle of the voice of our generation).

So please teach me more about the memetic headquarters you call 4chan, like what is a "trip" or a "get", or what is greentext?

And don't worry, I'm one of you! I love the peep frogs and the kot memes!

Teach me your ways senpai, I will be patient and not disappoint you! :D

i am white

<:Kork:533790877978722310>

fuck anyone who isn't 14/88 white

there are only worthy of slavery, if not genocide

@Grim Creeper
one drop rule

you're black, sorry

i hate my life

no blacks no jews no gays no fags

yall

life is nothing more than the will to power

nothing else matters

the

Throughout history whites have always been a race of bloodthirsty psychopaths. They traveled all over the globe looking for land to claim, resources to steal and people to subjugate. They established empires based off of this exploitation of people of color. The industrial revolution allowed them to elevate themselves above the rest of the world in terms of living standards and to establish great armies which we saw clash in World Wars past. The pinnacle of the white man's war machine is the hydrogen bomb. Just one bomb could vaporise an entire city. At this point, it would be natural to assume that whites have won. People of color lost and if we ever tried to stop the white man and his evil ways, they would vaporise us in an instant. While this is true, the white man has a weakness and we have a weapon which is more powerful than any h-bomb could ever be if we use it correctly to exploit that weakness. This weakness is white guilt. The white man feels burdened by his atrocities committed against our people. He now shows a generous nature by letting us live in his prosperous nations. At a glance, it seems as if all is well and we have been repaid for sins committed against our people but the reality is: people of color are not treated as equals in the white man's land. If we were ever to stand up for ourselves, we would face police brutality and an unfair trial. This is negated by our ultimate weapon: BBC. Big black cock is so superior to the white man's pudgy little dough dick. Once the white woman tastes BBC, she will crave it as she would cigarettes. More and more white women are choosing to breed with BBC everyday. BBC destroys empires from within more than any h-bomb ever could. I laugh at you white man. Build the ultimate war machine all you want. Be like America and waste all of your money on war. At the end of the day, you will lose to us and our ultimate biological weapon.

Hitler was a manlet

based and redpilled

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