Message from @saN
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yeah
how the thought of blacks touching my food makes me feel
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wQE0blj5iyI
honestly if i get married im gonna be cooking
chud
if she makes shit food and doesnt let me cooki m hitting
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.
We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.
But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.
Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."
All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.
Who here can cook
me
anybody who isnt a retard can
and that is because my dad taught me
you'd be surprised
my dad can make some really fucking good food
It's a shame how many people can't balance macros
People who don't know what an APR is
people who don't know what a pilot hole is
I can make uh
fried rice
fried eggs
fried noodles
goat curyr
congratulations
where
the fuck is my food
do iactually have to fucking
make something even though i dont have anything
this is cooking tbh
you know how many weebs cracked unpasturized eggs on their overdone short grain rice
i wish i knew
lmao
that looks like honey
tbh
I'd love to try ichigo tamago but I'd totally softboil the egg first
its good fun
I ate it everyday for 3 months in japan
cheapest food
it's gotta be sweet and filling too
just add shoyu
bruh japs LOVE eggs
what's that the rice wine?
yeah they love oyakodon