anybody who isnt a retard can

and that is because my dad taught me

you'd be surprised

my dad can make some really fucking good food

It's a shame how many people can't balance macros

People who don't know what an APR is

people who don't know what a pilot hole is

I can make uh

fried rice

fried eggs

fried noodles

goat curyr

>i can make eggs

congratulations

where

the fuck is my food

do iactually have to fucking

make something even though i dont have anything

this is cooking tbh

you know how many weebs cracked unpasturized eggs on their overdone short grain rice

i wish i knew

lmao

that looks like honey

tbh

I'd love to try ichigo tamago but I'd totally softboil the egg first

its good fun

I ate it everyday for 3 months in japan

cheapest food

it's gotta be sweet and filling too

just add shoyu

bruh japs LOVE eggs

what's that the rice wine?

yeah they love oyakodon

i want to see the movie overlord

the true overlord

the japanese do eggs like new york does pizza

whachumean

cheap and plentiful

@Skrrt egg and fish

fake fish and fake crab meat