love self depricating humour

it's true he does look chinese when he squints like a chinaman

nice

C hinese ppl have vagina eyes

Drunk niggas

did you see the bit where he fed a woman her own frozen food in a fancy restaurant

no but it sounds so mike

i call him mike, i feel like i know him from all the big shows ive seen

it was 👌

you Stan mike

as the teenagers are saying

might as well be stavros mike because that sounds like greek to me 😌

*breaks plates*

*remembers history*

stavros flatley

right

Stavros Vasilantonopoulos

>talking shit about greek names

Queers

they are kinda funny

I've never met a Greek man called dave

that's wrong that is

you may know a davros though

a fucking what now

he's the guy on dr who who created the dalek race

i never watched much dr who

not to be confused with davos

where you know who meet to discuss you know what

ah yes he who shall not be named

though the resemblance is uncanny

happy new year fellas

happy new year

happy old year

i reckon we should change the new year to december 22nd

i thought it was funny

i think we should seize control of time

unions should control how long time is

one does not simply seize control of time