you Stan mike

as the teenagers are saying

might as well be stavros mike because that sounds like greek to me 😌

*breaks plates*

*remembers history*

stavros flatley

right

Stavros Vasilantonopoulos

>talking shit about greek names

Queers

they are kinda funny

I've never met a Greek man called dave

that's wrong that is

you may know a davros though

a fucking what now

he's the guy on dr who who created the dalek race

i never watched much dr who

not to be confused with davos

where you know who meet to discuss you know what

ah yes he who shall not be named

though the resemblance is uncanny

happy new year fellas

happy new year

happy old year

i reckon we should change the new year to december 22nd

i thought it was funny

i think we should seize control of time

unions should control how long time is

one does not simply seize control of time

kronos consumed all

including his own children

we have to build a watch that can control time

we just have to harvest some timeium from 3 light years away

yeah but how will we get there

by using the timeium i just harvested 3 light years ago to power my spaceship because i have just enough to propel me another 3 light years

how long would that take

depends what wattage your microwave is

1.21 jiggawatts

sorry mate i can't count less than my fingers itd be really quick