Message from @elliot

Discord ID: 529430237293969409


2018-12-31 22:41:32 UTC  

they had a big slide onto the stage it was great, this year was a lame sound booth

2018-12-31 22:42:10 UTC  

but the jokes were still out of this world

2018-12-31 22:42:15 UTC  

real knee slappers

2018-12-31 22:42:56 UTC  

1 litre tub of wet look gel

2018-12-31 22:43:12 UTC  

i don't remember any single joke, but i remember hilarity from start to whenever i stopped watching and went to read a book

2018-12-31 22:43:44 UTC  

you the typa nigga to stop half way through something hilarious to read a book

2018-12-31 22:44:01 UTC  

smdh at your academic excellence

2018-12-31 22:44:23 UTC  

it's alright, it was a michael mcintyre book

2018-12-31 22:44:41 UTC  

life and laughing: my story

2018-12-31 22:45:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/529085606282788864/529429815699308554/JPEG_20181231_234458.jpg

2018-12-31 22:45:12 UTC  

its been 2 weeks and the army surplus store didnt sent me my fucking boots balaclava and gloves

2018-12-31 22:45:21 UTC  

Happy new year

2018-12-31 22:45:27 UTC  

happy new year

2018-12-31 22:45:31 UTC  

one reviewer had this to say about it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/529085606282788864/529429927653801985/unknown.png

2018-12-31 22:45:32 UTC  

15 more minutes

2018-12-31 22:46:02 UTC  

what are you gonna rob a bank

2018-12-31 22:46:03 UTC  

2018-12-31 22:46:26 UTC  

haha he calls himself Chinese

2018-12-31 22:46:43 UTC  

love self depricating humour

2018-12-31 22:46:44 UTC  

it's true he does look chinese when he squints like a chinaman

2018-12-31 22:46:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/529085606282788864/529430237293969408/bunnyboy_are_you_winning_son.jpg

2018-12-31 22:46:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/529085606282788864/529430266180141066/JPEG_20181231_234647.jpg

2018-12-31 22:47:00 UTC  

nice

2018-12-31 22:47:01 UTC  

C hinese ppl have vagina eyes

2018-12-31 22:47:06 UTC  

Drunk niggas

2018-12-31 22:47:25 UTC  

did you see the bit where he fed a woman her own frozen food in a fancy restaurant

2018-12-31 22:47:40 UTC  

no but it sounds so mike

2018-12-31 22:47:54 UTC  

i call him mike, i feel like i know him from all the big shows ive seen

2018-12-31 22:47:58 UTC  

it was 👌

2018-12-31 22:48:27 UTC  

you Stan mike

2018-12-31 22:48:43 UTC  

as the teenagers are saying

2018-12-31 22:49:07 UTC  

might as well be stavros mike because that sounds like greek to me 😌

2018-12-31 22:49:27 UTC  

*breaks plates*

2018-12-31 22:49:54 UTC  

*remembers history*

2018-12-31 22:50:10 UTC  

stavros flatley

2018-12-31 22:50:15 UTC  

right

2018-12-31 22:50:47 UTC  

Stavros Vasilantonopoulos

2018-12-31 22:50:59 UTC  

>talking shit about greek names

2018-12-31 22:51:02 UTC  

Queers

2018-12-31 22:51:34 UTC  

they are kinda funny

2018-12-31 22:52:24 UTC  

I've never met a Greek man called dave