Message from @Double Negative
Discord ID: 567539111926431756
so that was NOT a joke?
I'm not gay
I just have a penis fetish
@♥Chocola♥ I am never joking <:honk:549122319654584320>
wait so the story about you giving an old asan man a blowjob in the bathroom of a gas station wasn't a joke Tom?
Along with the story of me fighting off 6 government robots sent to kill me
no jokes
epic
Aha
just like the story about how you enjoy touching little children right?
all a joke amrite
wow
Hmm I dont think I've told that story
My boy Tom man.
remember kids
I dunno where all these stories come from
sonic says pedophilia is no good
Some from me
Some are from others
Ohhh
no way
that's a good one
@♥Chocola♥ Care to hear?
Sure
Im all ears :3
It wasn't a totally heroic story, but I wont deny that I did an overall good that day
For a year or 2 I gathered enough blackmail on teacher to get them to go along with what I wanted
I had them file the kids out of the classrooms in the gymnasium one by one yeah?
Then they were tied up there
I did that until all 300 of the children were tied up there
Then I asked for privacy and did my thing
imagine if you finished and I just fell asleep.
lol
lmao
You really did that?
then you recruited the children into your ancap army
and took over local government
it's true
^
Currently the Canadian government is worried that if they attack me it will be an international incident with the amount of children that I have employed by my military