Message from @Punished Tinker Tom
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@♥Chocola♥ I am never joking <:honk:549122319654584320>
wait so the story about you giving an old asan man a blowjob in the bathroom of a gas station wasn't a joke Tom?
Along with the story of me fighting off 6 government robots sent to kill me
no jokes
epic
Aha
just like the story about how you enjoy touching little children right?
all a joke amrite
wow
Hmm I dont think I've told that story
My boy Tom man.
remember kids
I dunno where all these stories come from
sonic says pedophilia is no good
Some from me
Some are from others
have you guys heard the story where tom molested an entire elementary school
Ohhh
no way
@♥Chocola♥ Care to hear?
Sure
Im all ears :3
It wasn't a totally heroic story, but I wont deny that I did an overall good that day
For a year or 2 I gathered enough blackmail on teacher to get them to go along with what I wanted
I had them file the kids out of the classrooms in the gymnasium one by one yeah?
Then they were tied up there
I did that until all 300 of the children were tied up there
Then I asked for privacy and did my thing
imagine if you finished and I just fell asleep.
lol
lmao
You really did that?
then you recruited the children into your ancap army
and took over local government
it's true
^
Currently the Canadian government is worried that if they attack me it will be an international incident with the amount of children that I have employed by my military
However our economy is heavily growing
@Punished Tinker Tom do you like little boys and girls?
Or just little girls?