Uhm, what? @Punished Tinker Tom

so that was NOT a joke?

I'm not gay

I just have a penis fetish

@♥Chocola♥ I am never joking <:honk:549122319654584320>

wait so the story about you giving an old asan man a blowjob in the bathroom of a gas station wasn't a joke Tom?

Along with the story of me fighting off 6 government robots sent to kill me

no jokes

epic

Aha

just like the story about how you enjoy touching little children right?

all a joke amrite

wow

Hmm I dont think I've told that story

My boy Tom man.

https://tenor.com/view/smh-gif-5027623

remember kids

I dunno where all these stories come from

sonic says pedophilia is no good

Some from me

Some are from others

have you guys heard the story where tom molested an entire elementary school

Ohhh

no way

that's a good one

@♥Chocola♥ Care to hear?

Sure

Im all ears :3

It wasn't a totally heroic story, but I wont deny that I did an overall good that day

For a year or 2 I gathered enough blackmail on teacher to get them to go along with what I wanted

I had them file the kids out of the classrooms in the gymnasium one by one yeah?
Then they were tied up there

I did that until all 300 of the children were tied up there

Then I asked for privacy and did my thing

imagine if you finished and I just fell asleep.

lol

lmao

You really did that?

then you recruited the children into your ancap army

and took over local government

it's true

^