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🇷🇺 __***A man played ‘Pokémon Go’ in a Russian church. He may spend 3 1/2 years in prison for it.***__ <:pepesmug:281041251749462016>
*http://archive.is/IyJ4Q*
*MSN*

Last summer, Ruslan Sokolovsky entered the imposing Church of All Saints in Yekaterinburg, a city about 1,000 miles east
of Moscow. The Russian Orthodox church holds special meaning for some, because it was supposedly built on the site where
the last czar of Russia, Nicholas II, was murdered along with his family.

**“But, you know, I didn't catch the rarest Pokémon that you could find there — Jesus,”** Sokolovsky, an outspoken atheist,
said at the end of a video he recorded that day. *“They said it doesn't even exist, so I'm not really surprised.”*

After Russian officials discovered the footage, Sokolovsky was detained last fall and charged with inciting religious
hatred. On Friday, the last day of the trial, prosecutors in Russia requested a sentence of 3½ years in prison for
Sokolovsky.

**“I may be an idiot, but I am by no means an extremist,”** said Sokolovsky in a statement, according to the Russian news
site Meduza. He compared his suggested prison sentence, for joking about the Orthodox Church, to those who had been
imprisoned for decades under Joseph Stalin for joking about communism.

Sokolovsky's critics say it is under this law that Sokolovsky's arrest was justified.

**“The problem is that [he] did it on purpose, even though there were no Pokémon there,”** a priest in the Yekaterinburg diocese
told Global News last fall. *“But it did not matter. It was a reason to insult.”*
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***tldr: edgy russian atheist is pokemon going to prison***
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<:swastika:301285389753122818> __***#DisruptNYC: A Call for Anti-Fascist Bloc to Join March on May Day***__ <:swastika:301285389753122818>
*https://archive.is/DmEn0*
*IGD*

This year’s May Day demonstrations have the potential to be a rallying cry for the wider anti-authoritarian left, with
calls circulating for strikes and mass demonstrations that build on the momentum from events like the International
Women’s Strike and the Day Without Immigrants.

May Day represents an opportunity to generalize these various struggles and to build new bonds of solidarity amongst
radical anti-capitalists and anti-fascists in resistance. New York City is a particularly meaningful place for actions
to occur as it is Trump’s hometown and business headquarters.

Recognizing this, the Metropolitan Anarchist Coordinating Council (MACC) calls on comrades in the New York City area to
join us and march in solidarity with immigrants and workers this May Day.

The march **starts at Union Square** and proceeds south to **Foley Square**. This march happens every year, sometimes with and
sometimes without a permit, but always with a large police presence. This year’s march is unpermitted. **We will meet at
the NW corner of Union Square at 3:30 pm prior to marching. Look for the maypole.**

We call for a massive bloc to march in support of the communities who are most vulnerable to attacks by the emboldened
and growing far-right movement. We march to support their voices. As the far-right continues to organize we must counter
them by engaging with and lending aid to those targeted by their hate. If cops and klan go hand in hand, we hold the
hands of those whom they intend to do harm.
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***tldr: Antifa Planning Riot In Nyc May 1***
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🇨🇳 __***Chinese Hack U.S. Missile System In South Korea***__ 🇺🇸
*https://archive.is/bKXyl*
*WSJ*

Chinese state-backed hackers have recently targeted South Korean entities involved in deploying a U.S. missile-defense
system, says an American cybersecurity firm, despite Beijing’s denial of retaliation against Seoul over the issue.

In recent weeks, two cyberespionage groups that the firm linked to Beijing’s military and intelligence agencies have
launched a variety of attacks against South Korea’s government, military, defense companies and a big conglomerate, John
Hultquist, director of cyberespionage analysis at FireEye Inc., said in an interview.

The California-based firm, which counts South Korean agencies as clients, including one that oversees internet security,
wouldn’t name the targets.

While FireEye and other cybersecurity experts say Chinese hackers have long targeted South Korea, they note a rise in
the number and intensity of attacks in the weeks since South Korea said it would deploy Terminal High-Altitude Area
Defense, or Thaad, a sophisticated missile-defense system aimed at defending South Korea from a North Korean missile
threat.

China opposes Thaad, saying its radar system can reach deep into its own territory and compromise its security. South
Korea and the U.S. say Thaad is purely defensive. The first components of the system arrived in South Korea last month
and have been a key issue in the current presidential campaign there.
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***tldr: chinese hackers thwarted by mcafee antivirus***
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🇺🇸 __***Thousands expected to hit the streets for May Day protests***__ 🇺🇸
*http://archive.is/qVWTc*
*USA TODAY*

Hundreds of thousands of demonstrators are expected to take to the streets Monday in massive May Day events across the
USA mostly protesting the policies of President Trump.

May Day — also known as International Worker’s Day — has spawned protests around the globe in past years highlighting
workers’ rights. But on Monday, the impetus for the U.S. marches span from immigrants' rights to LGBT awareness to
police misconduct.

“There’s a real galvanization of all the groups this year,” said Fernanda Durand of CASA in Action, which will lead a
march of about 10,000 people for immigrants' rights through downtown Washington. **“Our presence in this country is being
questioned by Donald Trump. We are tired of being demonized and scapegoated. We’ve had enough.”**

Durand’s protest is part of the Rise Up umbrella movement that promises 259 events in more than 200 cities in 41 states
focusing on immigrants' rights, she said.

Another widespread effort, dubbed Beyond the Movement, will feature a collection of racial-justice groups and include
protests and marches in more than 50 cities, from Portland, Ore., to Miami.
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***tldr: commies and illegals dancing to the tune of their globalist masters***
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I'm a lil bit drunk rn

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🇦🇺 __***ANZAC Day raid confirmed to be on ISIS Terrorist***__ 🇦🇺
*https://goo.gl/cg0FnF* (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
It was revealed that counterterrorism police that raided a Sydney house last week had captured a relative of the infamous Khaled Sharrouf, one of Australia's most notorious terrorists famous for posting twitter pictures of his son holding the severed head of a Syrian government official, and more recently seen using his children in instructional videos on how to use weapons.
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🇫🇷 __***Macron threatens to drop Calais migrants on GB***__ 🇬🇧
*http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/01/macron-set-calais-migrants-loose-uk/* (Breitbart)
In an interview with TF1, Macron stated that the deal between France and Britain *must be renegotiated, especially the parts of the deal with the fate of isolated child migrants.* Given that only two months ago, Macron suggested to Theresa May that he was content with the deal, a Downing Street representative said: *We have always been very clear that protecting and enhancing the shared border between the UK and France at Calais is in both the UK and France's best interests.*

*[Europe has] entered a world of great migrations,* says Macron
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🇸🇪 __***SWEDEN YES! Sweden's largest Shia mosque burned in arson attack***__ 🇸🇪
*https://goo.gl/wP3uOW* (The Independent)
The Jakobsberg mosque in Stockhold was partially destroyed, with police suggesting it had been *lit from the outside*. The mosque had held over 500 people over that evening, however unfortunately no people were killed.

*This is the largest shia mosque in Sweden, with thousands of members, and there are already dozens of members here on the spot right now* ...***They are very worried. I feel terrified, stressed and sad,*** says one church spokesperson.

The Independent later goes to suggest such attacks were out of xenophobia, with 112 fires last year at *refugee* centres last year.

An Uzbek whose asylum request was rejected is being held as the main suspect.
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__***TL;DR: Muslim burns Mosque, the Independent plays it off as xenophobic.***__
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🇺🇸 __***Lawmakers agree on $1T plan government-wide funding bill***__ 🇺🇸
*http://archive.is/NWMD0*
*AP*

Congressional Republicans and Democrats have reached agreement on a huge $1 trillion-plus spending bill that would fund
most government operations through September, but denies President Donald Trump money for a southern border wall and
rejects his proposed cuts to popular domestic programs.

Aides to lawmakers involved in the talks disclosed the agreement Sunday night after weeks of negotiations. The measure,
which is expected to be made public early Monday, would fund the day-to-day operations of virtually every federal agency
through September.

The catchall spending bill would be the first major piece of bipartisan legislation to advance during Trump’s short
tenure in the White House. While losing on the wall along the U.S.-Mexico border, Trump won a $15 billion down payment
on his request to strengthen the military.
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***tldr: no money for the wall, more money for planned parenthood***
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🇺🇸 __***Miami state senator curses at black lawmaker — and refers to fellow Republicans as ‘niggas’***__ 🇺🇸
*http://archive.is/dJ93B*
*MIAMI HERALD*

Miami Republican Sen. Frank Artiles dropped the n-word to a pair of African-American colleagues in private conversation
Monday night — after calling one of them a **“fucking asshole,”** a **“bitch”** and a **“girl,”** the two senators said.

Over drinks after 10 p.m. at the members-only Governors Club just steps from the state Capitol, Artiles told Sens.
Audrey Gibson of Jacksonville and Perry Thurston of Fort Lauderdale that Senate President Joe Negron of Stuart had risen
to his powerful GOP leadership role because **“six niggers”** in the Republican caucus had elected him.

Artiles later told Gibson and Thurston that he’d used the word **“niggas,”** suggesting the slang term was not meant to be
insulting, Gibson and Thurston said. It’s unclear whom Artiles was referring to, since the only black senators in the
state Senate are all Democrats — and none of them backed Negron’s bid to lead the chamber.

**“He called Joe Negron a pussy,”** Thurston said.

Artiles apologized to Gibson late Tuesday afternoon, after he’d been reported to Republican leaders and news reporters
started asking questions.

*“In an exchange with a colleague of mine in the Senate, I unfortunately let my temper get the best of me,”* Artiles said
in a statement. *“There is no excuse for the exchange that occurred and I have apologized to my Senate colleagues and
regret the incident profusely.”*
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***tldr: he's not sorry***
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***May Day protests: Protests begin as demonstrators vow to send message to Trump***

Several hundred teachers picketed outside Philadelphia schools early Monday as thousands more immigrants and union members across the United States prepared a series of strikes, boycotts and marches to protest President Donald Trump's immigration policies.

The demonstrations on May Day, celebrated as International Workers' Day, follow similar actions worldwide in which protesters from the Philippines to Paris demanded better working conditions.

There were violent clashes and mass arrests in some instances.

In the United States, there were no reports of violence, but protesters vowed to participate in civil disruptions throughout the day to draw attention to the importance of immigrants in American communities.

"On this day, we will not go to work. We will not go to school. We will not buy anything," said Francisca Santiago, a farmworker from Homestead, Florida.

Tl;Dr this protest, this time we'll get him
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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/05/01/may-day-protests-protests-begin-as-demonstrators-vow-to-send-message-to-trump.html

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🇫🇷 __***Macron PLUMMETS in the polls as Marine Le Pen enjoys boost a WEEK AWAY from election vote***__ 🇫🇷
*http://archive.is/myZ2o*
*EXPRESS*

Recent moves by Ms Le Pen to appeal to a wider audience seem to be working as she has removed herself as the leader of
the Front National party, and rebranded her campaign with the new motto “Choose France”.

Pollster Harris Interactive, who correctly predicted the result of the first round, revealed a six points slip by Mr
Macron since last Sunday.

Ms Le Pen said: “The country Mr Macron wants is no longer France; it's a space, a wasteland, a trading room where there
are only consumers and producers.”

The latest polls were conducted prior to the announcement that defeated first round presidential candidate Nicolas
Dupont-Aignan, would be Ms Le Pen’s prime minister if she wins the presidency.

The Harris Interactive poll places Mr Macron on 61 per cent and Ms Le Pen on 33 per cent.
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***tldr: le pen isn't getting more popular. macron is getting less.***
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🇩🇪 __***May Day Violence in Germany***__ 🇩🇪
*http://archive.is/zK1mP*
*AP*

Police clashed with **far-right** demonstrators in the eastern German town of Apolda, **taking 100 people into custody** before
declaring the situation under control.

Police told the dpa news agency that about 150 demonstrators who had attended a protest elsewhere started causing
problems in Apolda's town center after getting off a train Monday afternoon.

Authorities say they ignored police warnings and then started throwing stones and firecrackers at officers.

There were no immediate reports of injuries.

Meanwhile, **several thousand far-left demonstrators have started a march through Berlin**, setting off smoke bombs and
firecrackers along their route.

The "Revolutionary May 1 Demonstration" was not registered with authorities as required, but **police decided to tolerate
the Monday evening march**.

Primarily dressed in black, the demonstrators chanted slogans like "flood the G20" - referring to the summit of the
Group of 20 major economic powers being held in Hamburg this summer.

Some 5,400 police officers, called in from across the country, were on hand.
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***tldr: german police chose to tolerate left over right***
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🇹🇷 __***May Day Violence in Istanbul***__ 🇹🇷
*http://archive.is/zK1mP*
*AP*

Police in Istanbul have detained 165 people during May Day events around the city, most of them demonstrators trying to
march to a symbolic square in defiance of a ban.

A security department statement said that another 18 people suspected of planning illegal demonstrations and possible
acts of violence on Monday were detained in separate police operations.

Turkey had declared Taksim Square off-limits to May Day demonstrations, and major trade unions marked the day with
rallies at government-designated areas.

Still, small groups tried to reach the square, leading to scuffles with police.

Taksim holds a symbolic value for Turkey's labor movement. In 1977, 34 people were killed there during a May Day event
when shots were fired into the crowd from a nearby building.
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***tldr: erdogan having a bit of fun, nothing unusual here***
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🇫🇷 __***May Day Violence in Paris***__ 🇫🇷
*http://archive.is/zK1mP*
*AP*

A May Day march in Paris has turned violent less than a week before the runoff French presidential election.

A few hundred protesters started **throwing gasoline bombs** and other objects at police at the front end of what started as
a peaceful union march in the French capital on Monday.

**Police responded with tear gas and truncheons**. Riot police clubbed some protesters who were pushed up against a wall on
a tree-lined avenue.

The violent protesters were not carrying any union or election paraphernalia.

They appeared to be from the same fringe groups that have targeted anti-government protests in the past.

The union activists are still marching separately, although police are interrupting to check bags for gasoline bombs.
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***tldr: shit was crazy, you should have seen it***
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🇷🇺 __***NO VIOLENCE in Russia on May Day***__ 🇷🇺
*http://archive.is/zK1mP*
*AP*

Two May Day marches have been held in Moscow, both drawing from nostalgia for Soviet times.

First, a crowd that police estimated at about 130,000 people paraded across the cobblestones of Red Square, the site of
Soviet-era May Day celebrations.

The tradition was revived in 2014 after Russia's annexation of Crimea and is seen as part of President Vladimir Putin's
efforts to stoke patriotic feelings.

The second march was led by the Communists, who over the years have tried to keep the May Day tradition alive. Their
march skirted Red Square and drew several thousand people.

Many carried red flags with the Soviet hammer and sickle, but there was little honoring of Soviet leaders Vladimir Lenin
and Josef Stalin compared to previous years.
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***tldr: could it be because soros is banned from russia, or because they lived under real communism, or both?***
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🇺🇸 __***Transgender Inmates In California Now Mandated Special Underwear And Pretty Jewelry! ***__ 🏳️‍🌈
*http://archive.is/VX0Xq*
*THE DAILY WIRE*

California is the place to be if you're a criminal. **Not only do you, a convicted criminal, get your sex-change surgery
paid for by tax-payers** if you "identify" as transgender, but you are now mandated to receive your own special flattering
undergarments and access to pretty jewelry, hairbrushes and hair accessories!

A federal judge made all this possible on Friday via an order. The Associated Press reports:

U.S. District Judge Jon Tigar issued the order in a federal lawsuit that earlier led California to become the first
state to provide taxpayer-funded sex reassignment surgery to an inmate.

The California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation also agreed as part of the suit by Shiloh Quine to give
transgender inmates access to certain products. Quine, 57, had sex reassignment surgery in January and was
transferred from a men's facility to a women's prison in Chowchilla. She is serving a life sentence for murder,
kidnapping and robbery.

Prison officials are said to be "reviewing" Judge Tigar's ruling.

Transgender inmates in the state were **already awarded special goodies their non-trans counterparts were not**, says the
AP, but the Friday ruling **"expanded that list to include pajamas, nightgowns, robes and scarves."**

Some of these goods, such as special undergarments, were already offered via commissary to trans "male" inmates in
women's prison; Judge Tigar felt this was unfair for the criminals who couldn't afford the goods.
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***tldr: i'm sorry if you live in california, dear reader***
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WHERE IS THAT EARTH QUAKE ALREADY???

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🇮🇱 __***Hamas presents new charter accepting a Palestine based on 1967 borders ***__ 🇵🇸
*http://archive.is/0f6ag*
*THE GUARDIAN*

Hamas has unveiled a new political programme softening its stance on Israel by accepting the idea of a Palestinian state
in territories occupied by Israel in the six-day war of 1967.

The new document states the Islamist movement it is not seeking war with the Jewish people – only with Zionism that
drives the occupation of Palestine.

The new document also insists that Hamas is a not a revolutionary force that seeks to intervene in other countries, a
commitment that is likely to be welcomed by other states such as Egypt.

The policy platform was announced by the head of the movement’s political bureau, Khaled Meshal, at a press conference
in Doha. “Hamas advocates the liberation of all of Palestine but is ready to support the state on 1967 borders without
recognising Israel or ceding any rights,” he said.

The move comes just two days before a White House meeting between Donald Trump and Mahmoud Abbas, whose Fatah movement
remains at odds with Hamas.

But according to diplomatic sources, the new document has been in preparation for years and has been the subject of
intense debate between the various Hamas factions in Gaza, in exile and in prison.
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***tldr: gaza monkeys 50 years late to the diplomacy party***
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🇺🇸 __***At least 14 arrested during May Day rally in New York***__ 🇺🇸
*http://archive.is/9QnOm*
*RT*

At least 14 have been arrested during a May Day rally in New York after blocking the entrances to banks JP Morgan and
Wells Fargo. Thousands of people are taking to the streets across the US as part of May Day demonstrations.

People are rallying to protest the Trump administration’s immigration policies that have ICE raids all across the
country, and supporting workers rights that have led to mass arrests.

Out at Bryant Park rallying against Trump's corporate #BackersofHate!
#MayDay2017@ MaketheRoadNY *pic.twitter.com/hdiKFd5KTA* — NY Communities (@ nychange) May 1, 2017

In New York City, hundreds of labor and immigrant advocates gathered on Monday morning in midtown Manhattan's Bryant
Park before marching to J P Morgan and blocking the entrance to the doors, where they unfurled a banner than read "Your
profits, our pain."

Organizers like Make the Road, said banks are some of the corporations who are making profits from the building of
private prisons and immigration detention centers used to hold detainees.

NYPD arrested at least 12 people, according to Daniel Altschuler, the director of civic engagement and research at Make
The Road.
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***tldr: happy loyalty day***
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🇬🇧 __***Terror suspect at centre of alleged bomb plot 'tore down neighbour's England flag and threatened one with a hammer'***__ 🇬🇧
*http://archive.is/c34he*
*DAILY MAIL*

The key suspect at the centre of an alleged Islamist bomb plot foiled by police threatened neighbours with a hammer and
once tore an England flag down from a wall, it was claimed last night.

Mohamed Amoudi, 21, one of the six people held by armed police last Thursday over an alleged ‘active’ bomb plot to
target London landmarks, was described yesterday as a nightmare neighbour who was once seen waving a hammer at a
resident.

Details about the Yemeni-born suspect emerged yesterday as police revealed that the 21-year-old woman who was shot in
the raid in Willesden Green, North West London – and said to be related to Amoudi – had been released from hospital.

The young woman – yesterday wrongly reported in one newspaper to have been pregnant – was believed to be unarmed when a
team of balaclava-wearing armed police opened fire, shooting her at least once during the raid when she reportedly
defied their instructions to ‘freeze’.

Bleeding heavily, the 21-year-old described as **a white English woman wearing a burka**, was dragged screaming into the
street following the shooting at 7pm, shouting: ‘Don’t touch my body’.
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***tldr: white pakilover woman gets shot by terror police. serves her right.***
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🇺🇸 __***Florida Woman Attempts To Trade Sex Act For Chicken McNuggets***__ 🇺🇸
*http://archive.is/6T7rT*
*THE DAILY CALLER*

A Florida woman is facing prostitution charges after offering to trade oral sex for $25 and some Chicken McNuggets from
McDonald’s to an undercover officer.

Alex Direeno, 22, is being held in Manatee County Jail on charges of possession of drug paraphernalia and outstanding
warrants over the incident Tuesday April 25. Direeno allegedly waved down an undercover officer with the Manatee County
Sheriff’s Office as she walked out of a Marathon gas station in Bradenton, Florida, reports Miami Herald.

After getting in a car and driving away from the gas station with Direeno, the officer, a detective with the sheriff’s
office Special Investigations Division, told Direeno he wanted oral sex and would pay her $25. They haggled over the
price for a few minutes and settled on a fee of $25 and Chicken McNuggets.

**The number of Chicken McNuggets Direeno requested is not specified in the police report.**
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***tldr: sucking dicks for tendies. was this her first time?***
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🇺🇸 __***Angry Trump Kicks CBS Reporter Out Of Oval Office***__ 🇺🇸
*http://archive.is/gy19o*
*WASHINGTON FREE BEACON*

Having been pestered by CBS reporter John Dickerson over what great advice President Obama had given him (and his
wiretapping accusations); President Trump's frustration briefly boiled over as he turned his back and remarked "ok,
that's enough, thank you, goodbye," gesturing for the reporter to leave The Oval Office...

As Washington Free Beacon reports, the exchange, which aired Monday, began when Dickerson asked Trump if his predecessor
had given him any advice since taking office. Trump said Obama had been "very nice" initially but since then there had
been "difficulties."

"Words are less important to me than deeds, and you saw what happened with surveillance," he said, calling it
"inappropriate."

Trump was referring to a claim he made on March 4 that Obama tapped his phones during the presidential campaign. There
is no evidence to substantiate the claim, but Trump has never retracted it.

When Dickerson pressed for details about the surveillance, Trump responded, "You can figure that out yourself."

The reason he asked, Dickerson said, was that Trump called Obama "sick" and "bad" in the March 4 tweet-storm that kicked
off the saga.

Trump finally waved his hand at Dickerson, saying, "OK, that's enough. Thank you. Thank you very much."
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***tldr: cbs weasel gets shooed out of president's sight like smelly peasant***
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🇺🇸 __***FBI translator married ISIS terrorist she was supposed to investigate: report***__ <:REEE:281041868056166401>
*http://archive.is/dvZYK*
*NY POST*

An FBI translator who was assigned to investigate a bloodthirsty ISIS terrorist wound up falling head-over-heels in love
with the man — and married him instead, a report says.

Daniela Greene, 38, was apparently so lovestruck by the German-born jihadist that **she left her husband in the US to be
with him in war-torn Syria**, and then lied to the feds about her whereabouts, according to CNN.

Denis Cuspert — **a wannabe rapper-turned-ISIS pitchman** — reportedly became the apple of her eye sometime in 2014,
despite having a notorious penchant for violence.

He has been spotted showing off the terror group’s savagery in countless execution videos, some of which show him
holding severed heads, CNN reports.

Roughly three years after joining the FBI as a linguist, Greene was assigned to the Detroit bureau in Jan. 2014 and
asked to probe Cuspert.

By June, she was already smitten by the tatted-up terrorist and making plans to be with him in the Middle East. They
reportedly tied the knot in Syria sometime that month.

**“I was weak and didn’t know how to handle anything anymore,”** she wrote in one message on July 8. **“I really made a
mess of things this time.”**

Greene was arrested immediately upon her return to the states and later agreed to cooperate with authorities. She
pleaded guilty to making false statements involving international terrorism in Dec. 2014 and was released from prison in
Aug. 2016 after serving a surprising two-year sentence.
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***tldr: i think we found another democratic candidate for 2020***
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🇦🇺 __***Australian Schools Launch Waves of ‘Feminist Clubs’ to Teach Kids About ‘White Male Privilege’***__ <:REEE:281041868056166401>
*http://archive.is/oisGS*
*HEATSTREET*

Australian schools are rolling out a widespread program of “feminist collective” clubs where kids are taught that
“white, male privilege” and “hegemonic masculinity” are the root of domestic violence.

Millions of dollars of public money has been piled into the initiative, which began in 2013 and has rapidly expanded
since.

The first “collective” was established by Fitzroy High School in Melbourne in 2013.

According to its website, its sessions “revealed a sense of anger and frustration about gender inequality”. It has
developed its own teaching resource named “Fightback” that has since been adopted by certain government programs.

Other schools have since followed suit the case in creating their own feminist clubs that are offered to students as
part of the school curriculum activity, The Australian reported.

Teachers in the state of Victoria, meanwhile, are actively encouraged to develop such clubs as part of the government’s
$21 million Respectful Relationships program aimed at tackling family violence.
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***tldr: from the director of "help! my five year old syrian students are threatening to behead me!"***
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🇸🇪 __***Sweden: McDonald’s Sends Out Ads in Arabic***__ 🇸🇪
*http://archive.is/EEUge*
*THE DAILY STORMER*

Gateway Pundit:

Sweden used to be a peaceful country, home to beautiful tall blonde-haired blue-eyed women. Now, because of the
massive invasion of 3rd world Muslim migrants, it has turned into the rape capital of the world.

Women in Islamic clothing wander around Sweden and violent Muslim men beat and rape the Swedish natives. McDonald’s
is also doing their part to make sure that Sweden loses their language and identity by catering to their new
demographic, Arabs.

There isn’t anything political about McDonald’s printing these ads. Immigrants are not being helped by this. In fact,
they are being harmed by eating McDonald’s poisonous food.

So good on McDonald’s for trying to poison Moslems.

But then: this fatal mistake.

@hamy1973 We are not using Halal meat.

— McDonald's Sverige (@mcdse) April 30, 2017

Expect McDonald’s Sweden to have an attack-truck ran through it any moment now.
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***tldr: if we don't make sweden into new arabia, more people will join isis***
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🇺🇸 __***DePaul Students Vote On Illegal Immigrant Scholarship Fund***__ 🇲🇽
*http://archive.is/yw9Fj*
*THE DAILY CALLER*

Students at DePaul University will vote on a referendum next week to decide whether they will have to pay money each
quarter into a scholarship fund for illegal immigrant students.

Each DePaul student would need to pay $2 a quarter towards student activity fees to fund the scholarship, which was
proposed by the Undocumented Student Movement (USM) and the Undocumented Vincentians & Allies (UVA). The resolution must
pass both student vote and administrative approval, according to The College Fix.

DePaul’s student government voting members and senators “unanimously” approved the referendum on Friday, reported The
DePaulia. Estimates computed by the UVA indicate that the extra $2 per quarter per student would amount to a $79,000
scholarship fund for illegal immigrant students, beginning no sooner than the 2018-2019 school year.

In a since-deleted comment on its Facebook page, UVA tells a user who used the term “illegal immigrants” that “there is
[sic] **no ‘illegal’ human beings.**”
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***tldr: leftist logic - there are no illegal murderers, rapists, gang members***
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🇺🇸 __***Immigrant Workers Stunned To Be Fired After Skipping Work For Protest***__ <:pepesmug:281041251749462016>
*http://archive.is/rjtrT*
*THE DAILY CALLER*

More than 20 immigrant workers in Michigan were literally shaking to find themselves out of a job after they skipped work to
attend a “Day Without Immigrants” rally in February.

The former employees of Detroit-area auto parts maker EZ Industrial Solutions LLC say they were wrongfully fired,
despite warnings from company management that there would be repercussions for missing work without permission.

They are now taking their case to federal labor regulators, the Detroit Free Press reported. In a charge filed with the
National Labor Relations Board (NLRB), the immigrant workers from Mexico and Central America claim EZ Industrial
Solutions unjustly fired them for taking part in a political protest.

EZ Industrial Solutions says it acted within the law when it fired the workers. Operations manager Jordan Yoder defended
the company’s actions in an e-mailed statement to the Free Press:

“The law is quite clear that employees can’t just not show up to work when they’re expected, and also that they are not
free to participate in political, non-work related protests during their work day without consequences. We therefore
deny any wrongdoing and are confident that the charge will be dismissed.”
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***tldr: attendees of 'day without immigrants' fired from what is now a company without immigrants***
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___***U.S. issues travel alert for Europe, citing threat of terrorist attacks***___
https://travel.state.gov/content/passports/en/alertswarnings/Europe.html

• >europe
• Stay safe

Recent, widely-reported incidents in France, Russia, Sweden, and the United Kingdom demonstrate that the Islamic State of Iraq and ash-Sham (ISIS or Da’esh), al-Qa’ida, and their affiliates have the ability to plan and execute terrorist attacks in Europe.

Extremists continue to focus on tourist locations, transportation hubs, markets/shopping malls, and local government facilities as viable targets. In addition, hotels, clubs, restaurants, places of worship, parks, high-profile events, educational institutions, airports, and other soft targets remain priority locations for possible attacks.

Terrorists persist in employing a variety of tactics, including firearms, explosives, using vehicles as ramming devices, and sharp-edged weapons that are difficult to detect prior to an attack.

If you are traveling between countries in Europe, please check the website of the U.S. embassy or consulate in your destination city for any recent security messages.

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__***1 killed, 3 injured in stabbing at UT Austin; man taken into custody***__
*https://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2017/05/01/multiple-people-stabbed-ut-austin-campus*
*A student was taken into custody after fatally stabbing a fellow student and injuring three others at the University of Texas at Austin on Monday afternoon, authorities said.
Police later identified the suspect as 21-year-old Kendrex J. White, who appears to be a 2014 graduate of Killeen High School, according to his Facebook page.
The victim was identified as Harrison Brown, according to a Facebook post by Graham ISD in Young County, about 120 miles west of Dallas.
The students who survived the attack had injuries that weren't life-threatening, Austin-Travis County EMS said.*

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2017/05/01/multiple-people-stabbed-ut-austin-campus

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a small example of what fake news smells like

though the rioting was ineed real

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__***May Day rallies spark riots in Paris***__
*http://nypost.com/2017/05/01/may-day-rallies-spark-riots-in-paris/*
*PARIS — With just six days until a French presidential runoff that could define Europe’s future, far-right leader Marine Le Pen and centrist Emmanuel Macron held high-stakes rallies Monday that overlapped with May Day marches and underscored the fact that jobs are voters’ No. 1 concern.

France votes for a new president on Sunday, a ballot being watched closely by financial markets and France’s neighbors as a test of the global populist wave. While Le Pen got an endorsement from her father on Monday, Macron held an emotional meeting with a Moroccan man whose father died years ago when he was thrown off a Paris bridge by far-right skinheads.

One May Day march in Paris was disrupted Monday as scores of hooded youths threw firebombs at riot police in full gear, who responded with tear gas and truncheons. One policeman was seen spraying a troublemaker in the face.

Two police officers were reported injured, according to French television.

The violent protesters were not carrying union paraphernalia or anything linked to the French electoral campaign, appearing to be from fringe groups that have targeted anti-government protests in the past.*

http://nypost.com/2017/05/01/may-day-rallies-spark-riots-in-paris/

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__***US anti-missile system 'operational' in South Korea***__
*http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-39775854*
*he US military says its controversial Thaad missile defence system is "operational" in South Korea.
A spokesman said the system was now able to intercept North Korean missiles and defend the South.
But officials have told reporters that full operational capability is still some months away.
Tensions have been rising around the Korean peninsula, with repeated threats from North Korea and the presence of a group of US warships and a submarine.
On Monday, two US bombers took part in a joint drill with South Korea's air force in what the US said was a routine operation.
North Korea crisis: Why now?
How mixed signals could spell disaster
Are N Korea's neighbours worried?
Thaad, which stands for Terminal High Altitude Area Defence, was installed last week at a former golf course in the central county of Seongju, amid angry protests.
Many locals believe the system is a potential target for attacks and endangers the lives of those living nearby.
China has also protested - it believes the system's radar range could interfere with the security of its own military operations.
A spokesman for the US forces based in South Korea said Thaad was now "operational and has the ability to intercept North Korean missiles and defend the Republic of Korea".
But a US defence official told AFP news agency that the system currently only has "initial intercept capability" which would be beefed up later this year as more parts of the system arrive.*

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-39775854

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🇪🇺 __***Pope Francis: Europe Is in Danger of ‘Falling Apart’***__ 🇻🇦
*http://archive.is/0H8O4*
*BREITBART*

Every nation is free to vote for the political leaders it wants, said Pope Francis Saturday, while Europe itself is in
danger of *“falling apart.”*

*“Every country is free to make the choices it believes are right for itself. I cannot judge if it is making this choice
for this reason or another, because I do not know its internal politics,”* Francis said, in reference to the upcoming
French presidential elections.

We must *“respect people’s opinions, honest opinions of a political discussion,”* he said.

During the return flight from Egypt to Rome on Saturday, the Pope granted a press conference to the journalists aboard
the papal flight, during which he was asked about the populist movements expanding in Europe.

Virginie Riva of the French group, *“Radio Europe 1,”* made direct reference to the French presidential elections,
claiming that French Catholics *“are being forced to vote for either a populist or an extremist, and they are divided
and confused.”* Late last month, a first round of elections reduced the list of presidential candidates to Marine Le Pen
of the Front National party and Emmanuel Macron of the *“En Marche!”* party. The final, run-off vote will take place on
May 7.

Francis confessed that **“I do not understand French internal politics,”** but repeated the principle that every country
is free to make the choices it believes are right for itself.
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***tldr: pope broken clock finally says something SMAHT***
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🇻🇪 __***With His People Eating Dogs, Venezuela’s Idiot-In-Chief Just Raised The Minimum Wage***__ 🇻🇪
*http://archive.is/HKdSL*
*THE DAILY WIRE*

Venezuelan President Nicholas Maduro is desperate to put the brakes on a mass protest movement that threatens his
absolutist rule. As a woke socialist, Maduro did what every armchair liberal economist has advocated for: He raised
minimum wage.

“On his regular television show, ‘Sundays with Maduro,’ the president ordered a 60 percent increase in the country's
minimum wage starting Monday,” reports the Associated Press. “It was the third pay increase the socialist leader has
ordered this year and the 15th since he became president in 2013.”

But wait, there’s more! Maduro handed out hundreds of homes, yes, homes, in an effort to placate his increasingly
empowered opposition.

Comfortably ensconced in Venezuela’s Versailles, Maduro is attempting to buy his people off with worthless bolivars. But
whether he wants to see the writing on the wall or not, Venezuela’s people are desperate for change. Some would rather
die than live one more day in Chavez’s failed dystopian Marxist experiment. The tens of thousands of protesters flooding
the streets of Caracas have had enough.

Make no mistake, history will repeat itself. And the corrupt oligarch telling his people to eat cake will face the same
fate as his despotic predecessors before him. It may take months or even years, but liberty has a way of shining bright
even in the darkest of places.
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***tldr: socialist dictator treating economics like a gender studies major would 👌 ***
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🇺🇸 __***China demands halt to US missile shield in S.Korea***__ 🇨🇳
*https://archive.is/iGz81*
*FRANCE 24*

China demanded on Tuesday an immediate halt to a controversial US missile shield hours after Washington announced that
the defence system was now operational in South Korea.

But its deployment has infuriated China, which fears it will weaken its own ballistic missile capabilities and says it
upsets the regional security balance.

"We oppose the deployment of the THAAD system in (South Korea) and urge relevant sides to immediately stop the
deployment. We will firmly take necessary measures to uphold our interests," foreign ministry spokesman Geng Shuang said
at a regular press briefing.

While Beijing lashed out at the shield's deployment, the foreign ministry expressed support for US President Donald
Trump's surprise comments that he would be "honored" to meet North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un under the right conditions.

"If it would be appropriate for me to meet with him I would, absolutely. I would be honored to do it," Trump said in an
interview with Bloomberg.

Asked about Trump's remarks, Geng said that China "has always believed that dialogue and consultation... is the only
realistic and viable way to achieve denuclearisation."
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***tldr: china no likey american missile shield tech on it's doorstep***
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🇰🇵 __***North Korea threatens the ‘final doom of the US’ after Trump sends supersonic nuclear bombers over the Korean peninsula***__ 🇺🇸
*https://archive.is/5RUWl*
*THE SUN*

NORTH Korea has said it is ready for a “total war” threatening the “final doom of the US” as Donald Trump continues to
stage military drills with South Korea.

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has vowed to accelerate its nuclear weapons programme to “maximum pace” and test a
nuclear device “at any time”, as tensions rise around the Korean peninsula.

The North's official KCNA news agency said on Tuesday: "The reckless military provocation is pushing the situation on
the Korean peninsula closer to the brink of nuclear war.

"Any military provocation against the DPRK will precisely mean a total war which will lead to the final doom of the US."

It comes as the US military announced its controversial Thaad missile defence system is now operational in South Korea.
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***tldr: fat gook asking for a fat boy***
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🇺🇸 __***Compromise Spending Bill Includes 2,500 More Visas for Afghans in Program***__ <:REEE:281041868056166401>
*https://archive.is/drLWQ*
*PJ MEDIA*

After the U.S. Embassy in Kabul in March froze the interview process for Afghans who had supported U.S. forces due to a
lack of visas, a bipartisan effort secured 2,500 more visas in the compromise spending bill up for consideration this
week.

"I’m glad to see the increased number of visas included in the budget," he added. "A good step in the right direction to
show our support for those allies who have risked their lives to advance the cause of freedom, and protect the United
States."

The SIV backers in the Senate said not approving the extra visas would send a poor message to U.S. allies and put lives
at risk.

Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-N.H.) called the inclusion of the visas in the government spending bill "potentially a life-
saving development."

"I'm tremendously relieved that this bipartisan agreement includes additional visas for Afghan interpreters and support
staff. Allowing this program to lapse would send the message to our allies in Afghanistan that the United States has
abandoned them," Shaheen said. "It’s both a moral and practical imperative that Congress approve additional visas."

Congress needs to "regularly replenish the number of visas available to avoid future brinkmanship," she added. "The
lives of Afghan interpreters and support staff literally hang in the balance."
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***tldr: funding bill includes extra visas for jihadist hellhole, democrats are over the moon***
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🇺🇸 __***Breaking: China Issues New Orders at NK Border, They Know We’re Coming***__ 🇨🇳
*https://archive.is/0CR9B*
*CONSERVATIVE TRIBUNE*

As tensions continue to mount on the Korean peninsula and in the surrounding east-Asian region, China appeared to make
further preparations for what increasingly looked like **an impending humanitarian crisis**.

According to The Korea Times, a Chinese government document was recently spotted in the border town of Dandong ordering
the “urgent” recruitment of individuals fluent in both Chinese and Korean.

Though the document didn’t specify the number of Chinese-Korean interpreters to be recruited, it did mention 10 separate
departments for which the interpreters could conceivably work, including departments dealing with border security,
public safety, customs, trade and medical quarantine.
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***tldr: soon***
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