🇹🇷 __***Turkroaches block Wikipedia***__ 🇹🇷
*http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39754909* (BBC)
After technical analysis and legal consideration based on the Law Nr. 5651 [governing the internet], an administrative measure has been taken for this website - quotes Turkey's Information and Communication Technology.

As of 0500 GMT, Turkey's government has blocked access to the entire Wikipedia domain without court approval. Such mirrors the 2016 blocking of WhatsApp, Facebook, Twitter and Youtube, which at the time the reason was cited as security measures. Erdogan has not commented.

🇦🇺 __***Australian Government begins offering five day course for refugees***__ 🇦🇺
*https://goo.gl/epx6bO* (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

The Government's news Australian Cultural Orientation (AUSCO) intensive program spans over five days, teaching refugees from all background common skills such as how to cross roads, use escalators, shake hands, and flush toilets, in addition to basic English courses.

Zed Seselja, Assistant Minister for Social Services and Multicultural Affairs, suggests that this process takes [into account] some of the most desperate and vulnerable [refugees]. Such is an interesting turn of events given the Turnbull Government's hardline policy on asylum seekers.

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🇺🇸 __***MDMA a step closer to use for PTSD sufferers***__ 🇺🇸
*https://goo.gl/vWQj9r* (Nature Publications News)
*https://goo.gl/7u2jnU* (Journal of Traumatic Stress)

Last week's Psychedelic Science 2017 conference in Oakland CA had researchers presenting previously unpublished results from Phase II clinical trials of MDMA, better known as ecstasy.

The treatment plan, involving a combination of psychotherapy and MDMA, found a shocking 67% of the 117 subjects no longer suffered PTSD two years after the treatment- 2.91 times as effective than psychotherapy and placebos.

"The results I've seen so far with MDMA are so much better than anything I've seen," says psychiatrist researcher Michael Mithoefer.

Phase III trials are expected to commence later this year.
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🇬🇧 __***Doctor Who Embraces Social Justice***__ <:REEE:281041868056166401>
*https://goo.gl/vaMRVk* (The Telegraph)

BBC's Doctor Who, notable for being the longest running TV program at 54 years, in today's episode entitled *Thin Ice*, members of the audience were shocked with comments made by the characters regarding race. While the show is no stranger to having British-African characters, such as Noel Clarke in 2005 and Freema Agyeman in 2006, Pearl Mackie, who plays his new companion, has brought quite the controversy.

Pearl Mackie shocked viewers in the previous two episodes as an openly lesbian black cafeteria worker, complaining about heteronormativity, reparations and the wage gap. However, comments made in tonightss episode lead some to believe that the show is being thrust in the same direction as the Marvel comic franchise.

Whilst walking through a market in 1854 England, her character comments: *Regency England’s a bit more black than they show in the movies*
To which the Doctor replies:
*So was Jesus.* ***History’s a whitewash.***

Later in the episode, the show **condones physical violence against racists**, where after the Doctor suggested that one had to act with reason and emotion, only to punch a British Lord in the face for making a comment about his companion's skin, in a similar manner to the assault on Richard Spencer.

Is this the end of Dr. Who?
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🇺🇸 __***Trump invites Duterte to White House***__ 🇵🇭
*https://goo.gl/QjyX6v* (NYT)
God Emperor Donald Trump has invited Rodrigo 'Kill Drug Addicts' Duterte to the White House today after a phone call on Saturday, states Filipeno presidential spokesman Ernie Abella. Additionally, it was cited that trump was looking forward to visiting the Philippines in Novemba for the East Asia Summit.

*"The discussion that transpired between the presidents was warm, with President Trump expressing his understanding and appreciation of the challenges facing the Philippine President, especially on the matter of dangerous drugs,"* - Abella said in an official statement. This is a stark contrast to the Philippine President's relationship with Obama, whom he once told to *"go to hell"*.

In other news, on Sunday the Philippines removed mention of recent conflicts in the South China Sea from the ASEAN document. This follows three chinese warships docking at Davao city on the same day.
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🇦🇺 __***ANZAC Day raid confirmed to be on ISIS Terrorist***__ 🇦🇺
*https://goo.gl/cg0FnF* (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
It was revealed that counterterrorism police that raided a Sydney house last week had captured a relative of the infamous Khaled Sharrouf, one of Australia's most notorious terrorists famous for posting twitter pictures of his son holding the severed head of a Syrian government official, and more recently seen using his children in instructional videos on how to use weapons.
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🇫🇷 __***Macron threatens to drop Calais migrants on GB***__ 🇬🇧
*http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/01/macron-set-calais-migrants-loose-uk/* (Breitbart)
In an interview with TF1, Macron stated that the deal between France and Britain *must be renegotiated, especially the parts of the deal with the fate of isolated child migrants.* Given that only two months ago, Macron suggested to Theresa May that he was content with the deal, a Downing Street representative said: *We have always been very clear that protecting and enhancing the shared border between the UK and France at Calais is in both the UK and France's best interests.*

*[Europe has] entered a world of great migrations,* says Macron
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🇸🇪 __***SWEDEN YES! Sweden's largest Shia mosque burned in arson attack***__ 🇸🇪
*https://goo.gl/wP3uOW* (The Independent)
The Jakobsberg mosque in Stockhold was partially destroyed, with police suggesting it had been *lit from the outside*. The mosque had held over 500 people over that evening, however unfortunately no people were killed.

*This is the largest shia mosque in Sweden, with thousands of members, and there are already dozens of members here on the spot right now* ...***They are very worried. I feel terrified, stressed and sad,*** says one church spokesperson.

The Independent later goes to suggest such attacks were out of xenophobia, with 112 fires last year at *refugee* centres last year.

An Uzbek whose asylum request was rejected is being held as the main suspect.
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__***TL;DR: Muslim burns Mosque, the Independent plays it off as xenophobic.***__
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🇺🇸 __***British man who attempted to assassinate Donald Trump silently returned to the UK after five months***__ 🇬🇧?https://goo.gl/81muRB (The Independent)

Michael Sandford, who recieved a one year sentence for trying to steal a police firearm to shoot Trump during his June 2016 Las Vegas rally, landed in Heathrow earlier today.

Mr Sandford, who **suffers from autism**, had entered the US illegally and drove from San Bernadino to the casino to kill Trump. He allegedly took shooting lessons in Vegas the day before the rally. (((Lawyers))) argued that he was **in the middle of a psychotic episode at the time of the incident.** The judge responded by saying: *"You should not be ashamed or embarrassed about it. You need medication."* Let it also be on the record that Mr Sandford looks like iDubbbz.
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TL;DR Bullshit mental health claim delegitimising actual spergos lands a man out of conspiracy to treason and murder
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🇦🇺 __***Australia wins landmark World Trade Organisation tobacco plain packaging case***__ 🇦🇺
*https://goo.gl/EHmmTh* (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
In a leak from a private confidential draft sent to each party, the court rejected the argument that plain packaging constituted illegal trade barriers. The argument was brought forward by four of the largest tobacco consumers in the world: Honduras, Dominican Republic, Cuba and Indonesia.

If the rumoured appeal fails, it is likely that other countries will begin legislating the same practices, as Britain, France and Hungary have already begun.
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🇫🇷 __***EmailGate 2.0 Macron's emails posted online***__ 🇫🇷
*http://www.reuters.com/article/us-france-election-macron-leaks-idUSKBN1812AZ* (Reuters)
In a party statement, Macron confirmed 9 Gigabytes worth of data was posted onto Pastebin. The party told the media to *be cautious about publishing details of the emails lest face criminal charges.*

Members of Macron's party blame Russian hackers for the stolen data, and Reuters report the the hashtag #MacronLeaks on twitter was spread by Jack Posobiec, *"Chief of the far-right activist site Rebel TV."*
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**TL;DR: CAN YOU HEAR THE PEPES REEEE?**
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🇫🇷 __***VOTING BEGINS FOR THE FRENCH ELECTION***__ 🇫🇷
Watch live here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ydto3Iyzic
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🇫🇷 __***Le Pen's father says she is 'not fit for presidency'***__ 🇫🇷
https://goo.gl/c5CWRF (The Telegraph)
With the election already underway, Jean-Marie Le Pen makes a final push to support the pro-EU banker Macron by denouncing her daughter, stating that she is 'not fit for presidency.' The world waits as the election continues, with President Hollande having already cast his vote.
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<:pepesad:281042039104077824> __***Nobel Prize winner and discoverer of DNA James Watson selling his award 'because no-one wants to admit I exist'***__ <:pepesad:281042039104077824>
https://goo.gl/GjL1C2 (The Telegraph)
James Watson, world famous biologist whom along with Francis Crick had discovered the structure of DNA, is auctioning the Nobel Prize medal he won in 1962.
**This comes after in 2007 he was outlawed from the scientific community for finding a strong correlation between race and IQ.**
At the time, he had said he was *'inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa [because] all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours- whereas all the testing says not really."*

Watson had seen his income plummet following these remarks, which forced him to retire from the Cold Spring Harbor Lab, Long Island NY.
*"Because I was an 'unperson' I was fired from the boards of companies, so I have no income, apart from my academic income,"* he said.

Auctioneers place the value of this medal at $3.5 million, where it will be auctioned in New York on Thursday. If the medal breaks the reserve price of $2.5 million and is sold, Watson intends to use proceedings to purchase paintings and make donations to the University of Chicago, and Cambridge.
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**TL;DR- Great hero of science and America shot down to poverty and shame by SJWs.**
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🇫🇷 __***Live French Election Exit Polls***__ 🇫🇷
Link: http://radiolondres.eu/resultats-de-la-presidentielle-francaise/
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<:REEE:281041868056166401> __***Live by the sword, die by the sword. Pepe the Frog creator kills his own creation***__ <:REEE:281041868056166401>
https://goo.gl/iMxaCw (The Independent)
Matt Furie previously joined efforts of the Anti-Defamation League and the Clinton Campaign to regain Pepe for normies, however after many humiliating defeats, the Boy's Club cartoonist has decided to hold Pepe's funeral.
*"While it's unlikely Pepe's official death will stop extremists from co-opting his image, this was, prehaps, the most effective way for Furie to reclaim his character; Pepe's soul has returned to his creator. Rest in Peace."* wrote some random cuck journalist.
First the election, now this? Perhaps Kek truly has forsaken us.
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🇦🇺 __***Australian Budget Breakdown: Where 2017's Money is Going***__ 🇦🇺
https://goo.gl/t1Qlp5 (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
The Winners:
Schools, Pensioners, Disabled People, Sydney Non-Gooks, Hospital Patients, Farmers, Rural People, State Media, First Home Buyers, Medication Buyers, National Security.
The Losers:
Taxpayers, Big Banks, University Students, Foreign Workers, Druggies on Welfare (mandatory drug checks), Smokers, Antivaxxers, Foreign Aid
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TL;DR a pretty good budget
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<:REEE:281041868056166401> __***Southern Policy Law Center Declares War on Kekistan***__ <:REEE:281041868056166401>
https://goo.gl/fNoe4L (SPLC)
In the latest shitpost against the Republic of Kekistan, the SPLC describes us as a satirical religion for white nationalists. Referring to Kek as an alt right homolog of Donald Trump and the Meme War as xenophobic and mysogynistic hate speech. How kekophobic.
*In many ways, Kek is the apotheosis of the bizarre alternative reality of the alt-right: at once absurdly juvenile, transgressive and racist, as well as reflecting a deeper, pseudointellectual purpose that lends it an appeal to young idealogues who fancy themselves deep thinkers,* states the SPLC.
The hit piece later goes on to describe Kek as a *tribal marker of the alt-right,* and **blames our proud people's culture as derivative of gamergate.**
The Kekistani flag is further desecrated as the SPLC compares it to the Reichskriegflagge, suggesting that Kekistan uses it as a white nationalist war cry, completely ignoring that Kek is a religion of peace.
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**TL;DR: THIS MEANS WAR**
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🇬🇧 __***MANCHESTER TERRORIST ATTACK IDENTITY REVEALED***__ 🇬🇧
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/23/salman-abedi-named-manchester-suicide-bomber-know/ (The Telegraph)
?Live news updates reveal the suicide bomber's identity is Salman Ramadan Abedi, a 22 year old born in Manchester to two Libyan refugees. His family has a history of terrorism, when his two sisters who were aspiring medical students fled to ISIS controlled Syria.

More on this story as it develops etc etc
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