Message from @queefburgler

Discord ID: 705313456106111026


2020-04-30 07:00:30 UTC  

I already lost a piece of myself to excel today

2020-04-30 07:00:33 UTC  

@Bard I take offense to that

2020-04-30 07:00:37 UTC  

Thats my heritage

2020-04-30 07:00:45 UTC  

And you just appropriate it

2020-04-30 07:01:07 UTC  

Your noy.my dad

2020-04-30 07:01:16 UTC  

Fuck, here comes the rain

2020-04-30 07:01:20 UTC  

I can't sleep when you basketball americans keep making me laugh

2020-04-30 07:01:23 UTC  

Sweeee

2020-04-30 07:01:39 UTC  

North american pavement apes

2020-04-30 07:01:56 UTC  

African us criminalus

2020-04-30 07:02:05 UTC  

God's a comedian and my dick is his greatest joke

2020-04-30 07:02:19 UTC  

Shortest joke you mean

2020-04-30 07:02:36 UTC  

Yeah it's just a punchline

2020-04-30 07:02:41 UTC  

My life is a joke

2020-04-30 07:02:43 UTC  

no context

2020-04-30 07:02:47 UTC  

We know

2020-04-30 07:02:53 UTC  

Thanks james

2020-04-30 07:02:59 UTC  

Love you homie

2020-04-30 07:03:22 UTC  

It usually goes something like

Is it in?
I just came bro, i already called your uber

2020-04-30 07:03:23 UTC  

😚

2020-04-30 07:03:52 UTC  

Shit I just pump away then fall aleep

2020-04-30 07:03:58 UTC  

Is it gay if I cum in the homies

2020-04-30 07:04:03 UTC  

See, they never even feel me

2020-04-30 07:04:03 UTC  

No

2020-04-30 07:04:06 UTC  

Uhhh

2020-04-30 07:04:16 UTC  

Cant be said if I have noone to dissapoint

2020-04-30 07:04:17 UTC  

You'd think my truck was lifted 20 ft in the air

2020-04-30 07:04:17 UTC  

It's with the homies, can't be gay

2020-04-30 07:04:26 UTC  

I think that might be the line where homiesexual becomes homo

2020-04-30 07:04:32 UTC  

True

2020-04-30 07:04:39 UTC  

Im lost

2020-04-30 07:04:50 UTC  

IT CAN'T BE FUCKING GAY IF ITS WITH THE HOMIES

2020-04-30 07:04:51 UTC  

Aren't we all wearing boot straps?

2020-04-30 07:04:59 UTC  

I mean, im barefoot

2020-04-30 07:04:59 UTC  

Nah, it aint ghey with the homies

2020-04-30 07:05:03 UTC  

@a panguin you got a tight little man pussy on ya dontcha?

2020-04-30 07:05:10 UTC  

AAah it stinks

2020-04-30 07:05:13 UTC  

Nice and good

2020-04-30 07:05:13 UTC  

Wow

2020-04-30 07:05:20 UTC  

It got gay in here fast

2020-04-30 07:05:25 UTC  

Or at least as long as you're wearing socks it's safe