Message from @reef_reads

Discord ID: 501897671490011146


2018-10-16 23:20:22 UTC  

Did they beat you

2018-10-16 23:20:23 UTC  

did they beat you for being gay?

2018-10-16 23:20:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/501350101273542656/501897227342577677/Screenshot_2018-10-16_at_6.20.13_PM.png

2018-10-16 23:20:25 UTC  

And they told me to stay in the army rather than joining the police

2018-10-16 23:20:31 UTC  

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

2018-10-16 23:20:31 UTC  

Lmao

2018-10-16 23:20:33 UTC  

kek

2018-10-16 23:20:36 UTC  

wonder why

2018-10-16 23:20:42 UTC  

Isn't the Aussie police force kinda just super political

2018-10-16 23:20:44 UTC  

braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

2018-10-16 23:20:54 UTC  

5 star apartment for $75 a week

2018-10-16 23:20:56 UTC  

Abbo Cops

2018-10-16 23:20:58 UTC  

Free medical and dental

2018-10-16 23:20:59 UTC  

When

2018-10-16 23:21:11 UTC  

Easier workload

2018-10-16 23:21:13 UTC  

Better pay

2018-10-16 23:21:30 UTC  

One of the dudes was ex-mil and said he loved it way more than the police force

2018-10-16 23:21:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/501350101273542656/501897511481376778/snap.gif

2018-10-16 23:21:42 UTC  

Damn housing alliance

2018-10-16 23:21:55 UTC  

man, what if we could go back to the good old days of the boomer era, when you could buy a home for extremely cheap, and rent it out for a living

2018-10-16 23:22:09 UTC  

We can do that if we kill boomers

2018-10-16 23:22:11 UTC  

practically live for free

2018-10-16 23:22:16 UTC  

>when I was your age

2018-10-16 23:22:28 UTC  

Nazboom gang

2018-10-16 23:22:29 UTC  

Yeah when you were my age a fucking big mac was a dime

2018-10-16 23:22:35 UTC  

we'd need to get rid of the niggers and jews too since they'd make it impossible due to inflation

2018-10-16 23:22:37 UTC  

You can still buy housea for dirt cheap in places like Iowa

2018-10-16 23:22:42 UTC  

White Monsters rise up!

2018-10-16 23:22:44 UTC  

houses*

2018-10-16 23:22:44 UTC  

Or idk

2018-10-16 23:22:46 UTC  

Cleveland

2018-10-16 23:22:52 UTC  

But who the fuck wants to live there

2018-10-16 23:23:06 UTC  

Or detroit

2018-10-16 23:23:06 UTC  

Degenerates

2018-10-16 23:23:16 UTC  

@Mr clean shut your fucking face

2018-10-16 23:23:16 UTC  

lmao detroit

2018-10-16 23:23:19 UTC  

it's called

2018-10-16 23:23:20 UTC  

get a job

2018-10-16 23:23:23 UTC  

Detroit: become dead

2018-10-16 23:23:23 UTC  

other than fast food

2018-10-16 23:23:25 UTC  

or retail